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I got a random text today: "Who is this"

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September 15, 2021, 07:53 PM
bdylan
I got a random text today: "Who is this"
Talk to her, not to me.
September 15, 2021, 08:35 PM
jljones
So on a related note, I know a guy that took his coworkers unlocked phone, randomly selected a contact and sent a text (at random) “I tested positive”.

Waaaayyyy back before COVID.



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September 15, 2021, 08:45 PM
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September 15, 2021, 08:46 PM
flashguy
Cogito ergo sum.

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September 15, 2021, 09:13 PM
Creeping_Death
This is the way.


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September 15, 2021, 09:22 PM
OKCGene
Hi, this is the Dildo Store calling to confirm your mailing address, we have your order ready to ship.

The Dildo Store by Amazon
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September 15, 2021, 11:02 PM
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September 15, 2021, 11:15 PM
darthfuster
I am.......horny.


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September 16, 2021, 12:20 AM
flashguy
quote:
Originally posted by OKCGene:
Hi, this is the Dildo Store calling to confirm your mailing address, we have your order ready to ship.

The Dildo Store by Amazon
.
I've had several like that the past couple of days. (Not for didoes, though.)

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September 16, 2021, 12:41 AM
berto
“Butt stuff?” is always a good response.
September 16, 2021, 07:37 AM
Flash-LB
I got one like this years ago. I texted back something, we went back and forth and it turns out someone was spoofing my cell phone number and calling him at all hours of the day and night.

I told him it wasn't me, someone else was spoofing my number and just to block it on his phone.

Never heard from him again.
September 16, 2021, 08:14 AM
thecross
quote:
Originally posted by vthoky:
That was the entire content of the message. No question mark, no greeting, just three simple words.

Of course, I know the best course of action is to not respond.

However... it's SO much more fun to think of potential responses.

* Santa Claus
* Yo mama
* Some slacker you randomly decided to text
* Your worst nightmare
* Why are you texting my 12-year-old daughter?
* ____ Biden (Joe, Hunter, Beau, whatever)
* Jen "Circle-back" Psaki
* Talibanman
* Epstein. I'm not really dead.
* Ferris Bueller
* Goose Coonman (very tempting, just because it's funnny)
* George Washington, FDR, Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, any number of other Presidents
* Texas Pete / Johnny Appleseed / Buffalo Bill
* Uncle Ben / Aunt Jemima
* 42
* I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?
* Your neighbor. Are you okay?
* Have you hit your head??

It's a great opportunity to be a smarty-pants for a moment. Razz Whatcha got?


"Talibanman" hahaha.