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That was the entire content of the message. No question mark, no greeting, just three simple words. Of course, I know the best course of action is to not respond. However... it's SO much more fun to think of potential responses. * Santa Claus * Yo mama * Some slacker you randomly decided to text * Your worst nightmare * Why are you texting my 12-year-old daughter? * ____ Biden (Joe, Hunter, Beau, whatever) * Jen "Circle-back" Psaki * Talibanman * Epstein. I'm not really dead. * Ferris Bueller * Goose Coonman (very tempting, just because it's funnny) * George Washington, FDR, Ronald Reagan, George HW Bush, any number of other Presidents * Texas Pete / Johnny Appleseed / Buffalo Bill * Uncle Ben / Aunt Jemima * 42 * I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you? * Your neighbor. Are you okay? * Have you hit your head?? It's a great opportunity to be a smarty-pants for a moment.  Whatcha got?God bless America. | ||
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Had a few of those, though it has been a while. I responded with something random along the lines of “I am me and you are you, therefore I am and you are not”. Never got a response as I recall. ___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever... | |||
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Yes, first base. "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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Who? "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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^^^ It's a good smarty-pants answer -- it's got absolutely nothing to do with the question. Like "42."  God bless America. | |||
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is circumspective |
I am the walrus. Goo goo g'joob. "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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I’ve had that happen twice. I engaged in conversation both times and both times they said they had a missed call from me when I know damn well I never called them and I would tell them so. Some scammer telemarketer got my number and used it to call people in the area. They would be curious enough to text me later and ask “Who is this”. "Fixed fortifications are monuments to mans stupidity" - George S. Patton | |||
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Bro … 1940s comedy bit (A&C) Ruins it to explain "Pacifism is a shifty doctrine under which a man accepts the benefits of the social group without being willing to pay - and claims a halo for his dishonesty." ~Robert A. Heinlein | |||
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(Sheepishly: ) Oops! Before my time... God bless America. | |||
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Same I use when I know it's a junk call.... "NORAD MISSILE LAUNCH CONTROL" | |||
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Political Cynic |
NSA Surveillance Team 1706 | |||
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Sabonim |
I’ve been trying to contact you regarding a recently diagnosed STD. Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, 'Wow! What a Ride! ~Hunter S. Thompson | |||
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Probably just some scammer used your phone number spoofed to try and scam someone. That person saw a misses call and texted you. Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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| Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
This is me. or I am who this is. ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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Man of few words |
I'm Batman! | |||
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Michael Scott, is that you? Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus | |||
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Send me a boob pic I often respond with that to the daily random text. Yet to get one I also tell the car warranty folks that my wife won’t give me any pussy. That ends it pretty quick. __________________________ If Jesus would have had a gun he would be alive today. Homer Simpson “Him plenty dead” Tonto | |||
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Someone probably spoofed your number when contacting someone else. You should have asked them if they wanted to buy an extended car warranty because theirs is about to expire. | |||
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God bless America. | |||
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Got my money? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt" "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind." -Bomber Harris | |||
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