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| Man Once Child Twice |
We have 3 cats. 2 females, 1 male. All neutered. I was never a cat person until my Little Boy came to a cookout we were having. He was ragged, hungry, and started rubbing up against me. We fed him. He moved in the next day. So happy to have a home. He was our first cat in a long time. He decided I was his master and is attached to me more than my wife or son. He's a big boy at about 16#s and is a tuxedo longhair. He likes to jump up on my lap when I'm sitting. I call it getting some Daddy Love. Little did I know it's more like kitty porn. He turns, and lays down on his side, his head in the crook of my arm. Eventually he wiggles a little until he's almost on his back all the time kneading me, getting his head petted, and looking happy as a clam. Soon his legs are splayed out, spread wide apart and that's when I noticed. He's got an erection. I told my wife but she didn't believe me. Well today I took a pic, she believes me know. So,,, has this happened to you, or do we have a special relationship? | ||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
I'm not sure what to say... __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Pics or it didn't... nevermind | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
 Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Yes. That's too much. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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The cake is a lie! |
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Ammoholic |
^^^That's perfect  Jesse Sic Semper Tyrannis | |||
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It's purrrrfect! | |||
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 I mean...I've been on this forum for a bit...I've seen some shit on here...but I got nothin' this time. ________________________ | |||
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Not to worry, Sigfest, unless you mount him or he mounts you. Then you're into that love that dare not speak it's name territory....... ============================== On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory. Gen. Douglas MacArthur | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
And once again, the forum comes through! Someone with experience in this area - Whew! Thought we might've dropped the ball on that one for a sec. __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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| delicately calloused |
Don't say ball..... You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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| Eye on the Silver Lining |
Damn, you caught that quick  __________________________ "Trust, but verify." | |||
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| Member |
ball is ok. just not a tinfoil one. ________________________ | |||
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Kinda hate to jump in here. I'll lay back on the couch and the cat can't wait to get on my chest and belly to work his paws. Turns out, yep, he's sporting wood. Pretty embarrassing for one and all. He was fixed early, not that effective it would seem. So your cat is only so odd, Sigfest. Not that sure even Jackson Galaxy would touch this one.  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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From my perspective, it's laughable. My big GSD shows off his red rocket all too often. He laughs at puny feline junk.  ______________________________ "The government is best which governs least."- Thomas Jefferson | |||
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Okey dokey........... | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Well, at least your post didn't start with "Dear Penthouse"... lol. | |||
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Only the strong survive |
Maybe that is a question for Dear Abby?  41 41 | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
I wonder what he calls it... -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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