We have 3 cats. 2 females, 1 male. All neutered. I was never a cat person until my Little Boy came to a cookout we were having. He was ragged, hungry, and started rubbing up against me. We fed him. He moved in the next day. So happy to have a home. He was our first cat in a long time. He decided I was his master and is attached to me more than my wife or son. He's a big boy at about 16#s and is a tuxedo longhair.
He likes to jump up on my lap when I'm sitting. I call it getting some Daddy Love. Little did I know it's more like kitty porn. He turns, and lays down on his side, his head in the crook of my arm. Eventually he wiggles a little until he's almost on his back all the time kneading me, getting his head petted, and looking happy as a clam. Soon his legs are splayed out, spread wide apart and that's when I noticed. He's got an erection. I told my wife but she didn't believe me. Well today I took a pic, she believes me know. So,,, has this happened to you, or do we have a special relationship?

I'm not sure what to say...

Pics or it didn't... nevermind

Yes. That's too much.

^^^That's perfect

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
^^^That's perfect

It's purrrrfect!

I mean...I've been on this forum for a bit...I've seen some shit on here...but I got nothin' this time.

Not to worry, Sigfest, unless you mount him or he mounts you. Then you're into that love that dare not speak it's name territory.......

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Originally posted by Anarion:
Not to worry, Sigfest, unless you mount him or he mounts you. Then you're into that love that dare not speak it's name territory.......

And once again, the forum comes through! Someone with experience in this area - Whew! Thought we might've dropped the ball on that one for a sec.

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Originally posted by irreverent:

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Originally posted by Anarion:
Not to worry, Sigfest, unless you mount him or he mounts you. Then you're into that love that dare not speak it's name territory.......

And once again, the forum comes through! Someone with experience in this area - Whew! Thought we might've dropped the ball on that one for a sec.

Don't say ball.....

Damn, you caught that quick

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Originally posted by darthfuster:

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Originally posted by irreverent:

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Originally posted by Anarion:
Not to worry, Sigfest, unless you mount him or he mounts you. Then you're into that love that dare not speak it's name territory.......

And once again, the forum comes through! Someone with experience in this area - Whew! Thought we might've dropped the ball on that one for a sec.

Don't say ball.....

ball is ok.

just not a tinfoil one.

Kinda hate to jump in here. I'll lay back on the couch and the cat can't wait to get on my chest and belly to work his paws. Turns out, yep, he's sporting wood. Pretty embarrassing for one and all. He was fixed early, not that effective it would seem. So your cat is only so odd, Sigfest. Not that sure even Jackson Galaxy would touch this one.

From my perspective, it's laughable. My big GSD shows off his red rocket all too often. He laughs at puny feline junk.

Okey dokey...........

Well, at least your post didn't start with "Dear Penthouse"... lol.

Maybe that is a question for Dear Abby?

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Originally posted by Sigfest:
He likes to jump up on my lap when I'm sitting. I call it getting some Daddy Love.

I wonder what he calls it...