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I found a very old safe in the barn at my farm when I purchased it. Very heavy >1000lbs, No chance of opening it via combo and I couldn't bring myself to recycle it unopened. I picked it up with my excavator and dropped it on an corner and after a couple of tries it opened. Later I found a more modern (probably 60's) one in another out building. probably intended more for an office than real security on that I just used a steel cutting blade on my stihl and chopped the top off. If you don't want it intact its pretty easy. “So in war, the way is to avoid what is strong, and strike at what is weak.” | |||
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please tell me that all of this didn't lead to an empty safe like Mr. Rivera... Given the tone of this thread I might consider modifying one of my sayings to " Most of life's little problems can be solved with the sublte application of 6lbs. of tannerite" Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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"Slightly tricky to open, but all you have to do is pay the shipping and it's YOURS! Instruction manual included." That thing might not open again until the next eclipse.Gravitational pull of the moon and sun aligned. _________________________ "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain | |||
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| Slayer of Agapanthus |
I was going to suggest liquid nitrogen and a sledge hammer. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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posting without pants |
Folks, a real life "safe whisperer" here!!! You sir, are indeed a master of your craft. Strive to live your life so when you wake up in the morning and your feet hit the floor, the devil says "Oh crap, he's up." | |||
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Fool for the City |
Yeah, but now that everybody on this forum knows the combination...  _____________________________ "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington. | |||
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Ah yes, but the Instruction Manual tells you how to change the combo! ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
"Roger. Zero-G and I feel fine." | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Dig the pit for the tannerite with a slant that'll land that thing in California and not Virginia. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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But what if on impact it breaks off Commifornia along the San Andreas fault line? Am I going to be a hero or the villain that changed CONUS into 47 states?  Will it earn me a CUT?———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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