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Let's talk about condiments
August 20, 2023, 03:58 PM
ARmanLet's talk about condiments
condiments the sauces, sprinkles and crunch, that brings life to your food.
Salt, pepper, ketchup, pickles. And other assorted toppers.
I love salt and pepper, and pickles are my second food group, I love a good zesty garlic dill pickle.
I have favorites in most condiments, and others not as picky.
I prefer Hunts organic ketchup or Red Gold over Heinz.
I prefer Plochman's mustard over most others with Grey Poupon being a exception to that.
Hot sauces, man, I have so many favorites, depending on the food I'm eating is dependent on which one I reach for.
Duke's mayonnaise is the one you'll find in my fridge, and Kewpie will be right next to it.
I love tartar sauce on my hamburger, but I'm not that picky about it, there are some favorites, but any good tartar sauce will do.
I'm fairly normal with what condiments I put on my food, for the most part, one thing that I do, that some people find odd is I'll add a little mustard and mayo and if available BBQ sauce to my ketchup to dip my french fries in, and sometimes top my hamburger with.
Of course I eat dill pickles with a lot of things, but a bread and butter pickle is a good addition. Not much on sweet pickles though. A nice Chow Chow in a soup, or on top of a hot dog, or Purnell's Brats is awesome along with a little of Plochman's spicey brown mustard.
What are some of your favorites, and do you add a condiment to you food that people think is weird?
Yesterday I was on a field trip, and I ate lunch with a driver from another school district/county. He got a hot dog and he put ketchup on his hot dog and mustard on his french fries. Which I thought was odd. He had an accent, but I couldn't place it.
So let's hear what we like, and if it's not the norm like above, how did it come about?
ARman
August 20, 2023, 04:02 PM
thumperfbcThe creamy cilantro sauce from El Pollo Loco is fantastic and I’ll go there just to buy some of that to use on food I cook at home.
There is something special about the “campfire sauce” at Red Robin. The one they sell in stores is NOT the same.
And I love a nice creamy chipotle sauce. So tasty.
August 20, 2023, 04:06 PM
coogerFor some meals the condiments make the meal.
I love some Polynesian sauce from Chik-Fil-A. A good honey mustard is a favorite. I also love black pepper….really love it. Ranch for a dipping sauce is also a go-to. I try to keep an eye on the calories of condiments because some can be really high. I also like salt but don’t add it to a lot of foods.
My wife doesn’t use condiments. I don’t know how or why. She’ll eat a grilled chicken breast plain. I have to have some good bbq sauce to dip it in.
Mustard- it is awful. It’s probably the food item that I hate the most. Even honey mustard that has too much of a mustard taste is awful.
August 20, 2023, 04:35 PM
bald1Saw the thread title and started laughing as it brought back a funny memory.
I was in Millington TN over 40 years back and a couple of my enlisted troops were going to get married. They wanted to have an off duty picnic with their mates in the Department. It was going to be a pot luck with everyone bringing something. When it got to me (Department Head) I offered several things but they said they would be duplicates. Finally I asked the female bride to be if anyone were bringing a wide range of condiments. She turned red and said no and abruptly left my office. A short while later her fiancé knocked on my door and told me I had apparently upset his lady. Puzzled I inquired further. Well it seems she was unfamiliar with the term condiments and had thought I'd offered Condoms and Mints. I about fell off my chair. Once explained he and I had a very good laugh.
Back on topic we have a huge assortment of condiments here ranging from Blue Plate mayo, Hunts natural no HFCS ketchup, variety of mustards (domestic and foreign), tarter sauce, every imaginable salad dressing (retail or home-made), to various oriental sauces. I'm sure I've left several categories out.
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August 20, 2023, 04:45 PM
229DAKI make a lot of my own condiments: ketchup, pickle relish, Dijon mustard, bread & butter pickles, Thousand Island dressing, honey-mustard dressing and a honey-Dijon dressing.
Mayo? I pretty much stick with Dukes.
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August 20, 2023, 04:56 PM
tatortodd Duke's Mayo
French's mustard
Usually some fancy mustard (e.g. horseradish mustard, beer mustard, etc). This is the one category where I get raised eyebrows.
HEB organics ketchup (no HFCS)
Various forms of dill pickles (baby, hamburger slices, etc)
Cholula
Four Escobars Honey BBQ Sauce. This stuff is amazing on pork. It is made in Texas and distributed by HEB.
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DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. August 20, 2023, 04:57 PM
9x18I like a good creamy horseradish sauce , especially on a roast beef sandwich. Woebel's sandwich pal is pretty good. Also a spicy cocktail sauce for shrimp, crab, other seafood made with grated horseradish.
Dark brown mustard for brats and wieners.
August 20, 2023, 05:10 PM
parabellumTrojan has consistent QC
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August 20, 2023, 05:14 PM
Gustoferquote:
Originally posted by 229DAK:
I make a lot of my own condiments: ketchup, pickle relish, Dijon mustard, bread & butter pickles, Thousand Island dressing, honey-mustard dressing and a honey-Dijon dressing.
Would you mind sharing your Dijon recipe? I tried making Chef John's recipe awhile back and I didn't care for it...at all.
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August 20, 2023, 05:16 PM
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August 20, 2023, 05:18 PM
smschulzquote:
Originally posted by 229DAK:
I make a lot of my own condiments: ketchup, pickle relish, Dijon mustard, bread & butter pickles, Thousand Island dressing, honey-mustard dressing and a honey-Dijon dressing.
Mayo? I pretty much stick with Dukes.
While impossible to always do, I agree that making it your self is the best.
More work but better flavor.
I only make my own bacon (I know, not a condiment) and pickles.
Dressings for salad almost always, home-made mayo is quite easy and tastes much better than even quality ones like Dukes, Kewpie, etc or at least tastes fresher.
Never made ketchup yet though.
Of course home made- pizza sauce or pasta sauce is a must.
A big roll-your-own fan.

August 20, 2023, 05:20 PM
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August 20, 2023, 05:51 PM
straightshooter01Don't have a lot to contribute here, but I remember from my younger days that they are ribbed "for her pleasure".
August 20, 2023, 05:58 PM
Johnny 3eaglesFrench's or Guldens Spicy brown mustard.
Duke's mayo (excellent on French Fries)
Arby's Horsey Sauce
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August 20, 2023, 06:04 PM
yaniciquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Trojan has consistent QC
Good one! That reminds me about the time when my wife was helping to run a Cub Scout dinner at a local school. It was just hot dogs and something else. As she was making up the dogs and handing them to the boys she was reminding them that, "you can get your condoms right over there." She didn't realize her slip of the tongue 'til another den mother clued her in. It was pretty funny and the kids never batted aneye.
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August 20, 2023, 06:14 PM
229DAKquote:
Would you mind sharing your Dijon recipe?
Check your e-mail.
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“A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.”
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August 20, 2023, 06:21 PM
MinnowGreen Mountain Gringo hot sauce. My favorite on any Tex-Mex dish I throw together. When I am not using that, Texas Pete goes on most of the other dishes. The vinegar twang highlights most vegetables and is great on pizza! For the “odd” side of the discussion, any dish with pasta and / or chicken will get a healthy dash of Texas Pete. It was good enough for my grandfather during my younger years, I guess it’s a family tradition.
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parabellumquote:
Originally posted by straightshooter01:
Don't have a lot to contribute here, but I remember from my younger days that they are ribbed "for her pleasure".
If you need a ribbed condom to please your woman, you might as well just hang up your spurs.
August 20, 2023, 07:40 PM
architectquote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
quote:
Originally posted by straightshooter01:
Don't have a lot to contribute here, but I remember from my younger days that they are ribbed "for her pleasure".
you might as well just hang up your spurs.
My woman is not (quite) that tough!