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Dumb Joke of the Day...
February 06, 2019, 11:59 AM
Jim ShugartDumb Joke of the Day...
A grizzly bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: Yes sir. What'll you have?
Bear: Gimme a rum and. . . . . . . . . . . .coke.
Bartender: Why the big pause?
Bear: I dunno. I was born with 'em.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
February 06, 2019, 12:23 PM
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February 06, 2019, 12:33 PM
KrazeehorseA dog limps into the same bar. What can I do for you asks the bartender. The dog replies I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pa.
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February 06, 2019, 12:56 PM
MuddflapI hope neither one of you are planning on getting any points for this stuff.
February 06, 2019, 01:09 PM
Jim ShugartIf I do get any points, this should delete them:
Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender: Hey! That's really cool. Where did you get it?
Parrot: Are you shitting me? They're all over this neighborhood.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
February 06, 2019, 01:42 PM
Lord VaalicWhat did the dad buffalo say when his son left for the day?
Bison
Did you hear about the band 1023MB?
They haven't got a gig yet
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day February 06, 2019, 02:39 PM
zoom6zoomgot any eye jokes? The cornea, the better.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. February 06, 2019, 03:46 PM
TigerDoreI don't have a joke, but I'm reading this engrossing book on anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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February 06, 2019, 04:31 PM
George43No matter how hard you push the envelope, it is still stationery.
A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone.
The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots.
February 06, 2019, 05:46 PM
SigSauerP226What kind of bees make milk?
Boobies!
...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... February 06, 2019, 06:32 PM
egregoreWhat mouse walks on two legs?
Mickey Mouse.
What duck walks on two legs?
All ducks walk on two legs.