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Drug Dealer |
A grizzly bear walks into a bar. Bartender: Yes sir. What'll you have? Bear: Gimme a rum and. . . . . . . . . . . .coke. Bartender: Why the big pause? Bear: I dunno. I was born with 'em. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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A dog limps into the same bar. What can I do for you asks the bartender. The dog replies I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pa. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
I hope neither one of you are planning on getting any points for this stuff. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
If I do get any points, this should delete them:  Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender: Hey! That's really cool. Where did you get it? Parrot: Are you shitting me? They're all over this neighborhood. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
What did the dad buffalo say when his son left for the day? Bison Did you hear about the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
got any eye jokes? The cornea, the better. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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I don't have a joke, but I'm reading this engrossing book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. . | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it is still stationery. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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King Nothing |
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs? All ducks walk on two legs. "The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke | |||
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