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Drug Dealer |
A grizzly bear walks into a bar. Bartender: Yes sir. What'll you have? Bear: Gimme a rum and. . . . . . . . . . . .coke. Bartender: Why the big pause? Bear: I dunno. I was born with 'em. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | ||
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| Partial dichotomy |
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A dog limps into the same bar. What can I do for you asks the bartender. The dog replies I'm lookin' for the man that shot my pa. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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| Just Hanging Around |
I hope neither one of you are planning on getting any points for this stuff. | |||
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| Drug Dealer |
If I do get any points, this should delete them:  Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender: Hey! That's really cool. Where did you get it? Parrot: Are you shitting me? They're all over this neighborhood. When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
What did the dad buffalo say when his son left for the day? Bison Did you hear about the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
got any eye jokes? The cornea, the better. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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I don't have a joke, but I'm reading this engrossing book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. . | |||
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| Free men do not ask permission to bear arms  |
No matter how hard you push the envelope, it is still stationery. A gun in the hand is worth more than ten policemen on the phone. The American Revolution was carried out by a group of gun toting religious zealots. | |||
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King Nothing |
What kind of bees make milk? Boobies! ...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train coming your way... | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck walks on two legs? All ducks walk on two legs. | |||
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