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Virginians - Check out Garrison Coward for the House of Delegates

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June 06, 2019, 02:16 PM
Jim Shugart
Virginians - Check out Garrison Coward for the House of Delegates
If you live in Richmond, Chesterfield, or Henrico, check this guy out and vote for him in the Republican Primary on June 11th.

Garrison Coward



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June 06, 2019, 03:29 PM
zoom6zoom
and no matter what district you're in... get out and VOTE next tuesday. Our majority is razor thing, we can't afford to lose a single seat.




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June 06, 2019, 03:30 PM
parabellum
That name

His ancestors shoulda changed it on the boat trip over from the old country. As it stands, he comes from a long line of Cowards.

Not good
June 06, 2019, 03:37 PM
gearhounds
A coward is a tender of cattle, in the same way Clark has its origins in a clerk, or Smith from blacksmith.

Nowadays, the name doesn’t have such a good connotation.




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June 06, 2019, 03:46 PM
parabellum
Ask 100 people for the definition of the word, and I'd wager that not a single one of them would come up with "tender of cattle".

He might as well be named Douchebag or Ballsack.