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Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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2 year term.

I can do whatever I want; right?

Let's see...

-Build a wall?
-Neighborhood security cameras
-$200 monthly fine for anyone who owns a Tesla or Prius
-Monthly dues waived Law enforcement/military/veterans or anyone displaying an American flag...
-$200 monthly penalty for anyone who does not produce proof of firearms ownership...

Yeah, I know, that's not how it works, but I can dream; right?

In all seriousness, we'll see how this goes. As soon as we left the building the exiting treasurer and secretary informed me we were in the process of switching HOA managing companies, so we've got some things to deal with after Christmas. The previous president moved and the interim president was a no-show. Our HOA is very new and only three years old. The management company is the one the neighborhood builder picked because they were cheap.

Any advice from anyone who's held the position would be appreciated.


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Posts: 5540 | Location: Auburndale, FL | Registered: February 13, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I've been president of my equivalent of the HOA for a few terms. Still on the board. Being president is a major PITA, because everyone comes to you for anything.
 
Posts: 21240 | Registered: November 05, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Spread the Disease
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Better to be involved then leave it up to others. My wife was the HOA president. It was a decent amount of work.


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Posts: 17644 | Location: New Mexico | Registered: October 14, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Sellout! Big Grin

Seriously though, good luck with that.
 
Posts: 13847 | Location: Shenandoah Valley, VA | Registered: October 16, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Get my pies
outta the oven!

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Don't get drunk with power! Big Grin



 
Posts: 34728 | Location: Pennsylvania | Registered: November 12, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
thin skin can't win
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Based on local events, if you contract part of management to an outside firm consider a hard look. This all started with a CPA on Board asking for originals of all current bank statements and getting and answer of "no"!

HOA fraud in MS - theft of nearly $2MM



You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02

 
Posts: 12741 | Location: Madison, MS | Registered: December 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
I know what I like
I like what I know
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Good luck to you, Mr. President!


Best regards,
Mark in Michigan
 
Posts: 521 | Location: S.E. Michigan | Registered: December 29, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Striker in waiting
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Can you form your own security force? That would be cool.

Cool

-Rob




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Posts: 16321 | Location: Maryland, AA Co. | Registered: March 16, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Yeah, that M14 video guy...
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Well in our neighborhood we have:

-Two state troopers
-One city cop
-One gunsmith/gun dealer (me)
-One Neuro PA
-Three RN's

We're definitely loaded with security and first responders. Wink

Tony.


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Posts: 5540 | Location: Auburndale, FL | Registered: February 13, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Striker in waiting
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What you have right there are the building blocks for a full on militia.

Now you just need a kick-ass insignia for patches and challenge coins and whatnot.

-Rob




I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888

A=A
 
Posts: 16321 | Location: Maryland, AA Co. | Registered: March 16, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Don't forget your uniform...



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Posts: 16133 | Location: Ivorydale | Registered: January 21, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Been there, done that....

My wife and I built a home in a new sub division when we were first married and we literally first and only resident for months. As the neighborhood filled we started to see issues with the builder and I went to bat for many of my neighbors so we would not get screwed...when it came time to take over the HOA I was pretty much told I was President.

First thing i noticed is that many who showed 100% support initially quickly turned when they discovered riles could not be bent or broken to accommodate them just because they were active in the HOA. Then there were the folks that bought homes and moved in w/o reading the CC&Rs at all then acted shocked when they were told that parking a huge camper on your lawn for a month was not cool. My personal favorites were the idiots that would try to use the HOA to settle petty and personal disputes with each other.

I tried really hard to run a "different kind" of HOA and not be petty or nagging but in the end the residents were their own worst enemies.
 
Posts: 3987 | Location: Peoria, AZ | Registered: November 07, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Just because you can,
doesn't mean you should
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Made that mistake once myself.
What it really means is that you're the head of and primary contact for the neighborhood complaint department.
Instead of actually talking politely to neighbors they have an issue with first, you are hereby appointed with that task and required to solve any and all problems to their satisfaction. You do this because they pay you so much.
You're the neighborhood Judge Wapner.


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Posts: 9850 | Location: NE GA | Registered: August 22, 2002Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I’ve been on the HOA board for about a year now and serve as secretary. Right now, I would say I couldn’t be talked into being president.


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Posts: 13623 | Location: Wyoming | Registered: January 10, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
St. Vitus
Dance Instructor
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Get an old military uniform and put a bunch of medals on it, then get a golf cart paint it camo and put little flags on the front so you can cruise in style. Also a loud speaker system.
 
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Busier than a cat covering
crap on a marble floor
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Being HOA Pres. in a 26 home development in WA was a complete PIA.
Moved to AZ and 3500 home development 19 years ago. Guess who will never be running for the top HOA office!


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Posts: 4224 | Location: AZ | Registered: July 18, 2011Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Move Up or
Move Over
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Do the powers detailed to you include disbanding the HOA?
 
Posts: 4954 | Location: middle Tennessee | Registered: October 28, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by benny6:
2 year term.

I can do whatever I want; right?

Let's see...

-Build a wall?
-Neighborhood security cameras
-$200 monthly fine for anyone who owns a Tesla or Prius
-Monthly dues waived Law enforcement/military/veterans or anyone displaying an American flag...
-$200 monthly penalty for anyone who does not produce proof of firearms ownership...

Yeah, I know, that's not how it works, but I can dream; right?

In all seriousness, we'll see how this goes. As soon as we left the building the exiting treasurer and secretary informed me we were in the process of switching HOA managing companies, so we've got some things to deal with after Christmas. The previous president moved and the interim president was a no-show. Our HOA is very new and only three years old. The management company is the one the neighborhood builder picked because they were cheap.

Any advice from anyone who's held the position would be appreciated.


I was president of our HOA 33 tracts of land. I was approached by members wanting a new president. The old president emptied the bank account every year by hiring his family to do the work and claiming that it was state law to have a zero balance after the fiscal year. That and he was harassing the owners for every little thing. When I left office we had fixed the roads, and ended up with $10,000 in the bank. As president I was only one vote of 5.

Be fair, stay out of the lives of members as much as possible. You will never keep 100% of the people happy, strive for 90%.


ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
 
Posts: 4889 | Location: SWMO | Registered: October 20, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by Mark in Michigan:
Good luck to you, Mr. President!

I too wish you good luck, Mr. President!

I’ve served many terms on the board of my HOA. It’s a thankless job, but our board President does a wonderful job so I want to be there to support her.



Serious about crackers
 
Posts: 9512 | Location: San Diego | Registered: July 26, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Run Silent
Run Deep

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Guten Tag, der neue Präsident! Gruß: Ich liebe meinen HOA !!


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