MY FAVORITE ANIMAL

Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I answered "Fried Chicken".

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everybody else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my Dad what happened and he said she was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, I got sent to the Principals office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principals office.

He laughed and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be hones, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where the f&ck I am now...

That was funny!

And that reminds me of the age old question:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Obviously it was to get away from Colonel Sanders.