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MY FAVORITE ANIMAL Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I answered "Fried Chicken". She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everybody else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my Dad what happened and he said she was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do too, especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, I got sent to the Principals office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again. The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite LIVE animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principals office. He laughed and told me not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be hones, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where the f&ck I am now... If you're goin' through hell, keep on going. Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it. You might get out before the devil even knows you're there. NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER | ||
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| Good enough is neither good, nor enough |
That was funny! There are 3 kinds of people, those that understand numbers and those that don't. | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
 "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
And that reminds me of the age old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Obviously it was to get away from Colonel Sanders. | |||
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