"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."
An hour and $200 later...
Sigh.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 28, 2017, 11:29 AM
Orguss
Pretend like you've got sudden onset hearing loss and drive off the lot.
"I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes"
June 28, 2017, 11:40 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by Orguss: Pretend like you've got sudden onset hearing loss and drive off the lot.
Wouldn't be anything sudden about the hearing loss. Been avoiding doing something about that for years.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 28, 2017, 12:23 PM
cheesegrits
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul: "we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."
An hour and $200 later...
Sigh.
Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.
June 28, 2017, 02:47 PM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by cheesegrits:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul: "we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."
An hour and $200 later...
Sigh.
Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 28, 2017, 03:55 PM
sigmonkey
Mebbe y'all could do a spouse swap the next time yer at the Walmarts, and perhaps get a trunk puppy as well.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
June 28, 2017, 04:56 PM
Fredward
We don't really need anything, but as long as we close to the gone store let's stop anyway, honey.
Works like a charm.
June 28, 2017, 05:23 PM
RHINOWSO
Just stop by Walmart?
No such thing with me. Rarely go and only for targeted 'get this' things.
June 28, 2017, 05:37 PM
Aquabird
quote:
Originally posted by cheesegrits:
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul: "we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."
An hour and $200 later...
Sigh.
Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.
I was going to say, it sounds like me. Thank God, my wife is ok with it.
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June 28, 2017, 05:56 PM
jbcummings
Sorry, babe, I gotta get home and poop! [accelerates hard]
———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup.
June 28, 2017, 06:19 PM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by RHINOWSO: Just stop by Walmart?
No such thing with me. Rarely go and only for targeted 'get this' things.
That's my approach to shopping period. 99% of the time, I know exactly what I want and exactly where to get it.
If I shop alone, I can drive 25 miles to town, get everything I need and drive home in under 2 hours.
If I'm on a mission for one item and riding the modersickel, I can do it in under an hour.
Always leaves the wife a bit befuddled when I do that.
(I was gonna say speechless, but nobody'd believe that... )
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 29, 2017, 06:35 AM
Fredward
If I get on the bike, it's pretty much two hours. For some reason it will not go from point a to point b without taking a half-tank worth of detours.
June 29, 2017, 08:25 AM
PHPaul
quote:
Originally posted by Fredward: If I get on the bike, it's pretty much two hours. For some reason it will not go from point a to point b without taking a half-tank worth of detours.
Yeah, I have that problem too. Sunday, I left the house at 10:30 to go to a birthday party 25 miles away at 2:00.
I was late...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
June 29, 2017, 12:08 PM
Shaql
I think this dude's wife wanted to go to Walmart and he told her he didn't....
Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed.
June 29, 2017, 01:37 PM
phydough
If I can get it at WalMart, I will get it at Amazon instead and avoid the WalMart crowd.
June 29, 2017, 02:44 PM
rtquig
Going to Walmart isn't too bad, but what gets me more is when the wife asks if I want to go to Walmart only to find out she also wants to visit several other stores while out. Tell me ahead of time and I will tell you no.
Living the Dream
June 29, 2017, 03:11 PM
RichardC
Wait.
You found $200 worth of .22RF on the shelf at Walmart, no three box limit, and now you're whining???
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