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"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."

An hour and $200 later...

Sigh.




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Posts: 15181 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Pretend like you've got sudden onset hearing loss and drive off the lot.



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Pretend like you've got sudden onset hearing loss and drive off the lot.


Wouldn't be anything sudden about the hearing loss. Been avoiding doing something about that for years.




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Posts: 15181 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."

An hour and $200 later...

Sigh.


Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.
 
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."

An hour and $200 later...

Sigh.


Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.


Big Grin




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Mebbe y'all could do a spouse swap the next time yer at the Walmarts, and perhaps get a trunk puppy as well.




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We don't really need anything, but as long as we close to the gone store let's stop anyway, honey.

Works like a charm.
 
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Just stop by Walmart?

No such thing with me. Rarely go and only for targeted 'get this' things.
 
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Originally posted by PHPaul:
"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here."

An hour and $200 later...

Sigh.


Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts.


I was going to say, it sounds like me.
Thank God, my wife is ok with it.


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Sorry, babe, I gotta get home and poop! [accelerates hard]


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Just stop by Walmart?

No such thing with me. Rarely go and only for targeted 'get this' things.


That's my approach to shopping period. 99% of the time, I know exactly what I want and exactly where to get it.

If I shop alone, I can drive 25 miles to town, get everything I need and drive home in under 2 hours.

If I'm on a mission for one item and riding the modersickel, I can do it in under an hour.

Always leaves the wife a bit befuddled when I do that.

(I was gonna say speechless, but nobody'd believe that... Razz )




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If I get on the bike, it's pretty much two hours. For some reason it will not go from point a to point b without taking a half-tank worth of detours. Big Grin
 
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If I get on the bike, it's pretty much two hours. For some reason it will not go from point a to point b without taking a half-tank worth of detours. Big Grin


Yeah, I have that problem too. Sunday, I left the house at 10:30 to go to a birthday party 25 miles away at 2:00.

I was late...




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I think this dude's wife wanted to go to Walmart and he told her he didn't.... Wink






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If I can get it at WalMart, I will get it at Amazon instead and avoid the WalMart crowd.
 
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Going to Walmart isn't too bad, but what gets me more is when the wife asks if I want to go to Walmart only to find out she also wants to visit several other stores while out. Tell me ahead of time and I will tell you no.


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Wait.

You found $200 worth of .22RF on the shelf at Walmart, no three box limit, and now you're whining??? Razz


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