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| Three Generations of Service  |
"we should stop by WalMart seeing as we're right here." An hour and $200 later... Sigh. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | ||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Pretend like you've got sudden onset hearing loss and drive off the lot. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Wouldn't be anything sudden about the hearing loss. Been avoiding doing something about that for years. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| No good deed goes unpunished  |
Oh, Lord. You're married to my husband! Bless our hearts. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
 Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Mebbe y'all could do a spouse swap the next time yer at the Walmarts, and perhaps get a trunk puppy as well. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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We don't really need anything, but as long as we close to the gone store let's stop anyway, honey. Works like a charm. | |||
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| Go ahead punk, make my day |
Just stop by Walmart? No such thing with me. Rarely go and only for targeted 'get this' things. | |||
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| Member |
I was going to say, it sounds like me. Thank God, my wife is ok with it. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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Sorry, babe, I gotta get home and poop! [accelerates hard] ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
That's my approach to shopping period. 99% of the time, I know exactly what I want and exactly where to get it. If I shop alone, I can drive 25 miles to town, get everything I need and drive home in under 2 hours. If I'm on a mission for one item and riding the modersickel, I can do it in under an hour. Always leaves the wife a bit befuddled when I do that. (I was gonna say speechless, but nobody'd believe that...  )Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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If I get on the bike, it's pretty much two hours. For some reason it will not go from point a to point b without taking a half-tank worth of detours. | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Yeah, I have that problem too. Sunday, I left the house at 10:30 to go to a birthday party 25 miles away at 2:00. I was late... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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I think this dude's wife wanted to go to Walmart and he told her he didn't....  Hedley Lamarr: Wait, wait, wait. I'm unarmed. Bart: Alright, we'll settle this like men, with our fists. Hedley Lamarr: Sorry, I just remembered . . . I am armed. | |||
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| Member |
If I can get it at WalMart, I will get it at Amazon instead and avoid the WalMart crowd. | |||
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Going to Walmart isn't too bad, but what gets me more is when the wife asks if I want to go to Walmart only to find out she also wants to visit several other stores while out. Tell me ahead of time and I will tell you no. Living the Dream | |||
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Wait. You found $200 worth of .22RF on the shelf at Walmart, no three box limit, and now you're whining??? ____________________ | |||
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