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So the words I said...can I take those back? LOL
October 05, 2017, 01:41 PM
Ronin1069So the words I said...can I take those back? LOL
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant. I was opening the mail and had quite a pile of empty envelopes to toss. She is sitting at my desk so she can have access to the computer.
Without thinking I leaned over with my stack of empty envelopes to toss in the trash can under my desk. Regrettably, the words that came out of my mouth were..."could I just slide this between your legs real quick?"
<pause> And hold for uncomfortable silence.
She moved her knees out of the way and I tossed the envelopes. What a fucking dumbass. LOL
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October 05, 2017, 02:09 PM
Sig2340Roz from HR will come for you tomorrow.
Roz. HR.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
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October 05, 2017, 02:10 PM
PHPaulNice.
Seems she was cool about it tho.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
October 05, 2017, 02:29 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Nice.
Seems she was cool about it tho.
She muffled a chuckle...which I appreciated.
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October 05, 2017, 02:35 PM
LS1 GTOOn the F-14 the back-up hydraulics are pumped up from the pilot's station.
Had a young n pretty female still learning how to do a daily inspection on the system and I sayz to her "move your leg to one side, grab that [I was pointing at the handle] and pump it up and down until it gets hard then spread your leg and look at that [I was now pointing a dial]. When it gets red you'll know it's ready to go."
And she sayz, with a big smile on her face, "did you really just say that to me?"
DO'H!!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
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The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...
October 05, 2017, 03:34 PM
Sailor1911"Scuze me while I whip this out"
Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 October 05, 2017, 04:06 PM
gascheAnything you say can be construed against you.
October 05, 2017, 04:55 PM
Ronin101looks like someone is taking the sexual harassment class over again
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a friend asked his co worker "I'm sorry! am I making you wet!) lol He got a few drops of water on her
October 05, 2017, 05:13 PM
slabsides45quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
"Scuze me while I whip this out"
My first thought, exactly.
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October 05, 2017, 06:05 PM
El Cid 92quote:
Originally posted by Ronin101:
looks like someone is taking the sexual harassment class over again
Hell.... that’s where I go to get tips & pointers for success!!!!
Andrew
Duty is the sublimest word in the English Language - Gen Robert E Lee. October 05, 2017, 07:05 PM
sjtillIs it sexual harassment week again so soon?
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October 05, 2017, 07:46 PM
brecaidraquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.
What does this mean? LOL
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"It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven October 05, 2017, 07:58 PM
whanson_wiThe sexual harassment in here isn't punished.
It is graded.
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October 05, 2017, 08:50 PM
83v45magnaquote:
Originally posted by slabsides45:
quote:
Originally posted by Sailor1911:
"Scuze me while I whip this out"
My first thought, exactly.
Same here. And actually laughing out loud. Laughing hard.
October 05, 2017, 11:27 PM
Copefreequote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
quote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.
What does this mean? LOL
In for pics of the smokeshow.
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October 06, 2017, 02:59 AM
46and2quote:
Originally posted by brecaidra:
quote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant.
What does this mean? LOL
October 06, 2017, 05:42 AM
Ronin1069Unnecessarily Hot:
To be such a complete package, that the perfect scent of your hair, the way your clothes fit, the the amazing tone of your voice are just plain overkill and almost district from how hawt you already are.
LOL...that's my definition anyway. In regards to pics, forget it fellas.
a) My boss is a gun guy and for all I know scans this board.
b) More importantly, with my luck my dumb ass will try to sneak a pic and the flash will go off!
Use your imagination!
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October 06, 2017, 07:28 AM
CD228So, did you turn fire engine red?
I've had similar situations. Luckily never any complaints.
October 06, 2017, 11:47 AM
V-TailIs your resume up to date?
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים October 06, 2017, 12:55 PM
Ronin1069quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
Is your resume up to date?
LOL
The day has come and gone with no visits from HR.
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