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Semper Fi - 1775 |
Doing payroll with our unnecessarily hot accountant. I was opening the mail and had quite a pile of empty envelopes to toss. She is sitting at my desk so she can have access to the computer. Without thinking I leaned over with my stack of empty envelopes to toss in the trash can under my desk. Regrettably, the words that came out of my mouth were..."could I just slide this between your legs real quick?" <pause> And hold for uncomfortable silence. She moved her knees out of the way and I tossed the envelopes. What a fucking dumbass. LOL ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | ||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Roz from HR will come for you tomorrow.  Roz. HR. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Nice.  Seems she was cool about it tho. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Semper Fi - 1775 |
She muffled a chuckle...which I appreciated. ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
On the F-14 the back-up hydraulics are pumped up from the pilot's station. Had a young n pretty female still learning how to do a daily inspection on the system and I sayz to her "move your leg to one side, grab that [I was pointing at the handle] and pump it up and down until it gets hard then spread your leg and look at that [I was now pointing a dial]. When it gets red you'll know it's ready to go." And she sayz, with a big smile on her face, "did you really just say that to me?" DO'H!! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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"Scuze me while I whip this out" Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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Anything you say can be construed against you. | |||
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| I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not |
looks like someone is taking the sexual harassment class over again  .a friend asked his co worker "I'm sorry! am I making you wet!) lol He got a few drops of water on her | |||
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Equal Opportunity Mocker |
My first thought, exactly. ________________________________________________ "You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving." -Dr. Adrian Rogers | |||
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Hell.... that’s where I go to get tips & pointers for success!!!! Andrew Duty is the sublimest word in the English Language - Gen Robert E Lee. | |||
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goodheart |
Is it sexual harassment week again so soon? _________________________ “Remember, remember the fifth of November!" | |||
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Spectemur Agendo |
What does this mean? LOL SIGforum's triple minority "It can't rain all the time." - Eric Draven | |||
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The sexual harassment in here isn't punished. It is graded. === I would like to apologize to anyone I have *not* offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. | |||
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| Back, and to the left  |
Same here. And actually laughing out loud. Laughing hard. | |||
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| Stop Talking, Start Doing |
In for pics of the smokeshow. _______________ Mind. Over. Matter. | |||
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| Semper Fi - 1775 |
Unnecessarily Hot: To be such a complete package, that the perfect scent of your hair, the way your clothes fit, the the amazing tone of your voice are just plain overkill and almost district from how hawt you already are. LOL...that's my definition anyway. In regards to pics, forget it fellas. a) My boss is a gun guy and for all I know scans this board. b) More importantly, with my luck my dumb ass will try to sneak a pic and the flash will go off! Use your imagination! ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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So, did you turn fire engine red? I've had similar situations. Luckily never any complaints. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Is your resume up to date? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Semper Fi - 1775 |
LOL The day has come and gone with no visits from HR. ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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