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egregore
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Just look for the car that is stopped 40+ feet back from the car in from of it at any stoplight.

And if you're trying to make a right turn out of a driveway on that street, and try to turn into the gap, they will choose that exact moment to pull ahead and close it up. (This is not confined exclusively to Subaru drivers.)
 
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Originally posted by Scooter123:

What drive me bonkers is the Damned Prius Drivers, every single one of those obnoxious A-Holes seems to believe that it is their mission in life to slow the road speeds on the entire planet by blocking as many lanes as they can. If there are 4 lanes going in each direction you will see 4 Prius' going side by side 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit.



That sounds sooooo PITiful.


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Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians. Razz
 
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Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians. Razz


Subaru Execs marketed the line to lesbins for several years. They were the target market.
 
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Lol - when a buddy of mine found out, and confirmed, the Subaru Brat was also known as the "Lesbians' Pickup" he traded it in a week later on a Dodge Ram.





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Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians. Razz


Subaru Execs marketed the line to lesbins for several years. They were the target market.

Must have missed those commercials. I've always been leery of folks with the outline of a fish on their trunk.
 
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trapper189
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Just look for the car that is stopped 40+ feet back from the car in from of it at any stoplight.


Ever notice how their arms flap when you fill the gap with your long bed crew cab pickup?
 
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A "Coexist" sticker is included.





You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

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SgtGold
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Originally posted by SevenPlusOne:
Their goddamn headgaskets are probably leaking so bad their engine is overheating.


Ask me how I know. Frown


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