Subaru Drivers

September 06, 2019, 05:36 AM

egregore

Subaru Drivers

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Just look for the car that is stopped 40+ feet back from the car in from of it at any stoplight.

And if you're trying to make a right turn out of a driveway on that street, and try to turn into the gap, they will choose that exact moment to pull ahead and close it up. (This is not confined exclusively to Subaru drivers.)

September 07, 2019, 05:49 AM

RichardC

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Originally posted by Scooter123:

What drive me bonkers is the Damned Prius Drivers, every single one of those obnoxious A-Holes seems to believe that it is their mission in life to slow the road speeds on the entire planet by blocking as many lanes as they can. If there are 4 lanes going in each direction you will see 4 Prius' going side by side 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit.

That sounds sooooo PITiful.

September 07, 2019, 06:07 AM

NK402

Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians.

October 12, 2019, 03:37 PM

Hangtime

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Originally posted by NK402:
Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians.

Subaru Execs marketed the line to lesbins for several years. They were the target market.

October 12, 2019, 05:49 PM

LS1 GTO

Lol - when a buddy of mine found out, and confirmed, the Subaru Brat was also known as the "Lesbians' Pickup" he traded it in a week later on a Dodge Ram.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

"If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers

The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own...

October 12, 2019, 06:34 PM

NK402

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Originally posted by Hangtime:
quote:
Originally posted by NK402:
Consumer Reports lists the Outback as one of the best cars for seniors . After I bought one, I heard they were a favorite of lesbians. Then it all made sense, I'm a senior citizen and I share a lot of interests with lesbians.

Subaru Execs marketed the line to lesbins for several years. They were the target market.

Must have missed those commercials. I've always been leery of folks with the outline of a fish on their trunk.

October 13, 2019, 05:41 AM

trapper189

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Just look for the car that is stopped 40+ feet back from the car in from of it at any stoplight.

Ever notice how their arms flap when you fill the gap with your long bed crew cab pickup?

October 13, 2019, 09:32 AM

fpuhan

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Originally posted by YooperSigs:
A "Coexist" sticker is included.

You can't truly call yourself "peaceful" unless you are capable of great violence. If you're not capable of great violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

NRA Benefactor/Patriot Member

October 16, 2019, 08:00 PM

SgtGold

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Originally posted by SevenPlusOne:
Their goddamn headgaskets are probably leaking so bad their engine is overheating.

Ask me how I know.