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^^^^^^ I would take the cat before I would take the woman with the crazy eyes!!  Ok...maybe not.  "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Oh yeah...  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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^^^^^ It was like that when I got here. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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It just wanted to point out that someone forgot to decorate the back of the tree. No car is as much fun to drive, as any motorcycle is to ride. | |||
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We gave up on full size trees after the arrival of our beloved cats. One little 18 inch artificial tree on top of a very tall hutch. Nothing close for cats to launch from. Came home to multiple scenes just like that one before we surrendered. | |||
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I wired my Christmas tree to the wall. My two cats would not only climb it, they would chase each other around in it. End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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My college room mate's father raised Great Danes for show. One evening when I was visiting them at Christmas, one of the dogs decided "a tree is a tree" and peed on it, and in the process, soaked the carpet the tree was sitting on. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Proof that a kitty is a kitty regardless of the size | |||
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 "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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That cat must be young. The experienced cat will move it's heaving spot to the edge so that the owner has to use multiple cleaning products. For example, laundry detergent and carpet/floor cleaner if the cat can puke or cough up a hairball both on bedding and floor. Apparently, they feel even better about themselves if they can hit the owner's slippers and add in shoe cleaner. Splash passed away a few years ago but was the master of the multicleaning product puke/hairball. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Zoomies!  Set the controls for the heart of the Sun. | |||
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^^Possibly just left the litter box? That's when mine breaks speed records. | |||
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Not a pic but this seems like the right place. A man hated his wife's cat so much that one morning he drove 20 blocks away from the house and let the cat out....That evening the cat found his way home home..The next morning he drove 40 blocks and let the cat out...That evening the cat found his way home..The next morning he drove 60 miles away and let the cat out and the cat found his way home again...The next morning he drove 80 miles making all kinds of twists and U turns to confuse the cat...That afternoon he calls home and ask Honey ! is the cat home?...Why yes he was gone all morning but he's home now...Why do you ask she said?? Could you put him on the phone I'm lost... _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Yep... Mine launches out of the litter box like a cruise missile. Crapping must be truly joyous if you are a cat! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Engineering and science go too damned far, but not far enough. The Roomba needs a top fuel funny car engine. Then there is this gem. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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