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December 22, 2024, 06:31 PM
12131
Not safe for those who just ate, or are about to have dinner
I'm a firm believer in letting a self limiting illness run its course, but after 37 bouts of crampy belly watery diarrhea the last 2 days and losing 5 lbs, I finally gave in and bought some Pepto-Bismol. We'll see how it goes. Goddamn my butthole is sore. Don't say I didn't warn you. Razz


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December 22, 2024, 06:56 PM
cas
Many years ago now, for some strange reason (a science experiment lol?), I ate nothing but bananas for two plus days. On day three plus however many hours, the fun started. I was house bound. Not just stuck in the house, I couldn't leave the main floor where the bathroom was. I mean literally every fifteen minutes! Good lord! Lucky my sister was in town, stopped by and was able to go to the drug store and get me some Imodium. Yikes.
December 22, 2024, 07:04 PM
bronicabill
quote:
Originally posted by 12131:
I'm a firm believer in letting a self limiting illness run its course, but after 37 bouts of crampy belly watery diarrhea the last 2 days and losing 5 lbs, I finally gave in and bought some Pepto-Bismol. We'll see how it goes. Goddamn my butthole is sore. Don't say I didn't warn you. Razz

Well shit...

Get better soon!


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December 22, 2024, 07:44 PM
NMPinNYC
Dab. Don't wipe.


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December 22, 2024, 07:54 PM
RogueJSK
Get some toilet wipes.

Your butthole will thank you.

I prefer the Cottonelle brand ones.
December 22, 2024, 07:57 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by cas:
Many years ago now, for some strange reason (a science experiment lol?), I ate nothing but bananas for two plus days. On day three plus however many hours, the fun started. I was house bound. Not just stuck in the house, I couldn't leave the main floor where the bathroom was. I mean literally every fifteen minutes! Good lord! Lucky my sister was in town, stopped by and was able to go to the drug store and get me some Imodium. Yikes.


That's going pure ape shit.




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December 22, 2024, 08:08 PM
OttoSig
Some of yall haven’t gone on a bender for a few days.

Won’t have a solid turd for days!

Or, travel to a foreign country and try to adapt. I went 2 months shitting through a screen door before I acclimated.





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December 22, 2024, 11:41 PM
P210
Had same thing recently. Pepto helped a lot and my Toto definitely saved my ass, no pun intended. Hope you have a bidet too.
December 23, 2024, 09:05 AM
BigSwede
quote:
Some of yall haven’t gone on a bender for a few days.



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Yes to dabbing, wet ass wipes or a bidet. Put some Vaseline on Captain Browneye



December 23, 2024, 10:54 AM
Jupiter
This is one thread that's not worthless without pics.


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December 23, 2024, 11:52 AM
229DAK
Invest in one of those bidets you install on your toilet. Be sure to get one with a cordless remote, too.


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December 23, 2024, 11:57 AM
bronicabill
There's some really crap responses in this thread...

Seriously though "Q", I hope you're feeling better by now, and I concur with the wet wipes thing as I've been there before... just not for as long as that!


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December 23, 2024, 12:02 PM
HRK
In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell


December 23, 2024, 12:48 PM
konata88
Agree with wipes. And Toto seat. Smile




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December 23, 2024, 02:01 PM
41
NutriBiotic makes a product called Defense Plus developed by Dr. David Williams. It kills the bad guys but not the good guys.

https://www.vitacost.com/nutri...utribi&t=nutribiotic


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December 24, 2024, 03:17 PM
Jupiter
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell



Thanks for the graphic, HRK. I was having a hard time understanding what Q was going through. This clears it right up. Wink


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December 24, 2024, 06:28 PM
coloradohunter44
Good God! TMI...especially that vid.

Feel better soon Q. A hot shower can help too, followed by some prep H applied gently.



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December 24, 2024, 08:36 PM
BB61
Doc, at the risk of being presumptuous this is worth it's weight in gold. Don't ask how I know but it does wonders for a sore tush.

https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/h...oid-creams-lidocaine


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December 25, 2024, 12:21 AM
dry-fly
Twice I have had some type of stomach bug so badly I had to go to the ER. Uncontrollable evacuation from both ends. I feel you, and I second the bidet recommendation. It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made. Oh, and I never leave town without Zofran. Wink


"Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen...
December 25, 2024, 02:51 AM
P210
quote:
Originally posted by dry-fly:
Twice I have had some type of stomach bug so badly I had to go to the ER. Uncontrollable evacuation from both ends.


I know the feeling well after once ignoring a buddy’s advice and eating a container of potato salad from a gas station in the middle of nowhere in Alaska.