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Oriental Redneck |
I'm a firm believer in letting a self limiting illness run its course, but after 37 bouts of crampy belly watery diarrhea the last 2 days and losing 5 lbs, I finally gave in and bought some Pepto-Bismol. We'll see how it goes. Goddamn my butthole is sore. Don't say I didn't warn you.  Q | ||
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"Member" |
Many years ago now, for some strange reason (a science experiment lol?), I ate nothing but bananas for two plus days. On day three plus however many hours, the fun started. I was house bound. Not just stuck in the house, I couldn't leave the main floor where the bathroom was. I mean literally every fifteen minutes! Good lord! Lucky my sister was in town, stopped by and was able to go to the drug store and get me some Imodium. Yikes. | |||
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Make America Great Again |
Well shit... Get better soon! _____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama | |||
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Member |
Dab. Don't wipe. Best regards, Nick. NRA Life Member and Certified Instructor | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Get some toilet wipes. Your butthole will thank you. I prefer the Cottonelle brand ones. | |||
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A Grateful American |
That's going pure ape shit. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Member |
Some of yall haven’t gone on a bender for a few days. Won’t have a solid turd for days! Or, travel to a foreign country and try to adapt. I went 2 months shitting through a screen door before I acclimated. 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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Dinosaur |
Had same thing recently. Pepto helped a lot and my Toto definitely saved my ass, no pun intended. Hope you have a bidet too. | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
The DADS Day After Drinking Shits Yes to dabbing, wet ass wipes or a bidet. Put some Vaseline on Captain Browneye | |||
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Down the Rabbit Hole |
This is one thread that's not worthless without pics. Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell | |||
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Member |
Invest in one of those bidets you install on your toilet. Be sure to get one with a cordless remote, too. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| Make America Great Again |
There's some really crap responses in this thread... Seriously though "Q", I hope you're feeling better by now, and I concur with the wet wipes thing as I've been there before... just not for as long as that! _____________________________ Bill R. North Alabama | |||
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| Thank you Very little  |
In the future, all restaurants are Taco Bell  | |||
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Member |
Agree with wipes. And Toto seat.  "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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Only the strong survive |
NutriBiotic makes a product called Defense Plus developed by Dr. David Williams. It kills the bad guys but not the good guys. https://www.vitacost.com/nutri...utribi&t=nutribiotic 41 | |||
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| Down the Rabbit Hole |
Thanks for the graphic, HRK. I was having a hard time understanding what Q was going through. This clears it right up.  Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell | |||
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| Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated  |
Good God! TMI...especially that vid. Feel better soon Q. A hot shower can help too, followed by some prep H applied gently. "Someday I hope to be half the man my bird-dog thinks I am." looking forward to 4 years of TRUMP! | |||
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Res ipsa loquitur |
Doc, at the risk of being presumptuous this is worth it's weight in gold. Don't ask how I know but it does wonders for a sore tush. https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/h...oid-creams-lidocaine __________________________ | |||
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| Stupid Allergy  |
Twice I have had some type of stomach bug so badly I had to go to the ER. Uncontrollable evacuation from both ends. I feel you, and I second the bidet recommendation. It’s one of the best purchases I’ve ever made. Oh, and I never leave town without Zofran. "Attack life, it's going to kill you anyway." Steve McQueen... | |||
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| Dinosaur |
I know the feeling well after once ignoring a buddy’s advice and eating a container of potato salad from a gas station in the middle of nowhere in Alaska. | |||
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