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Here I am, complaining again. But only this forum is available.

I buy AirPods as a gift. The good ones, with noise cancellation and silicone ear canal fitments.

Now, I can be in the same room as my wife, speak to her, and she ignores me.

She cannot live without a daily dose of Dana, Jesse, Greg, Jeanine, and a sacrificial liberal. So, from 1700-1800 conversations are not permitted. I have no idea she is listening and talk for several minutes without a response.

Then I see the time, and figure it out. No conversation until The Five is over. Got it.

I am just not worth it.

I am ready for marriage counseling again.

“I feel ignored when you…”


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No worries!
That's an hour you can spend on your own pursuits, and know that you're not going to be interrupted either.

Clean a pistol, dink around in the garage, ogle new motorcycles online, or just have a nice beverage on the porch. That hour is your time, sir. Smile




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Heck, you can surf gun porn sites right in front of your wife and you won't hear a peep. BTW, my favorites are C&Rsenel, Hickock45, and TGS.


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Excellent advice


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I did not have to shell out any money to be ignored. Smile



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We got my youngest noise canceling headphones for his birthday a week ago. Now all three of my kids have them. I came home a few days ago and my wife started complaining about the kids not listening to her, so I put my noise canceling headphones on and said, "What?”. I took them off immediately, and we laughed.
 
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That's guaranteed an hour of peace a day! Sounds like money well spent. Now get yourself a set and do the same to her, that's 2 hours of peace a day!


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Yep, Airpods are now on the gift list! Smile


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my favorites are C&Rsenel, Hickock45, and TGS.


Just discovered C&Rsenal, linked by Kim Dutoit. Man, wayyyy more than I ever wanted to know about WW I era rifles!


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Originally posted by 4MUL8R: No conversation until The Five is over. Got it.


This is a rant? Wink


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