Strange shit that wanders through my mind.

Mary Poppins says "Just a spoonful of sugar makes the medicine do down"

So if you're diabetic, you might say "Just a spoonful of medicine makes the sugar go down", right?

Sorry, I should know better than to listen to The Voices...

Sorry, your post does not have the requisite (mis)punctuation that gives a true classic Bendable post its proper Christopher-Walken-esque cadence when read aloud.

Perhaps:

Mary, Poppins says, "Just a spoonful, of sugar makes the, medicine go down"

So a, diabetic might say "Just . . . a spoonful, of medicine makes the, sugar go . . .down"

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Originally posted by Holger Danske:
Sorry, your post does not have the requisite (mis)punctuation that gives a true classic Bendable post its proper Christopher-Walken-esque cadence when read aloud.

Hmmmmmm...you have a point.

Cut me some slack tho, I'm new at this.

quote:

Originally posted by Holger Danske:
Sorry, your post does not have the requisite (mis)punctuation that gives a true classic Bendable post its proper Christopher-Walken-esque cadence when read aloud.

Perhaps:

Mary, Poppins says, "Just a spoonful, of sugar makes the, medicine go down"

Good try, but you're not getting the spacing right for the commas.

From the Bendablese Guide to Writing Style it should be:

Mary , Poppins says , "Just a spoonful , of sugar makes the , medicine go down"

Bendable: Don't take this seriously. We all love you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm fully convinced that Bendable is the philosoraptor.

Sorry. Every time I hear Mary Poppins, this is what I think of:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Holger Danske:
Sorry, your post does not have the requisite (mis)punctuation that gives a true classic Bendable post its proper Christopher-Walken-esque cadence when read aloud.

Perhaps:

Mary, Poppins says, "Just a spoonful, of sugar makes the, medicine go down"

Good try, but you're not getting the spacing right for the commas.

From the Bendablese Guide to Writing Style it should be:

Mary , Poppins says , "Just a spoonful , of sugar makes the , medicine go down"

Bendable: Don't take this seriously. We all love you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No random spelling and you're using words actually in the dictionary.

Fail.

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Originally posted by Georgeair:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

quote:

Originally posted by Holger Danske:
Sorry, your post does not have the requisite (mis)punctuation that gives a true classic Bendable post its proper Christopher-Walken-esque cadence when read aloud.

Perhaps:

Mary, Poppins says, "Just a spoonful, of sugar makes the, medicine go down"

Good try, but you're not getting the spacing right for the commas.

From the Bendablese Guide to Writing Style it should be:

Mary , Poppins says , "Just a spoonful , of sugar makes the , medicine go down"

Bendable: Don't take this seriously. We all love you. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No random spelling and you're using words actually in the dictionary.

Fail.

it takes a while to nail down the nuances of a second language. We can't all be like 0-0, whose idiomatic English never ceases to amaze me.

About this thread...

Need the Flounder picture captioned "This is GREAT!"

My mom would never let me have that much sugar in one day. As a parent I discovered why.

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Originally posted by marksman41:
About this thread...

Need the Flounder picture captioned "This is GREAT!"

Even better, the video clip:


Link to original video: https://youtu.be/d0wu1aj3X4M

In addition to the punctuation, there needs to be an "and! AND!" in there somewhere.

[squeaky voice]
Hey ! this guys mean.

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Sorry, I should know better than to listen to The Voices...

But sometimes they have such great ideas

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Originally posted by zoom6zoom:

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Sorry, I should know better than to listen to The Voices...

But sometimes they have such great ideas

I know, right?