I'm only 64, a little overweight, haven't aged terribly like a meth head, still have hair. I guess to a kid in his twenties I'm ancient. How depressing! I should have said I haven't aged like Keith Richards!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Schmelby,
November 16, 2024, 12:42 AM
sigmonkey
It only matters if you accept it.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
November 16, 2024, 01:10 AM
drill sgt
It is a shame that youthful looks are wasted on young people. And that youthful bodies are wasted on young people.... drill sgt.
November 16, 2024, 05:08 AM
rizzle
I was gonna mention that Beatles song, but I won't. It started when I was being called sir by the cashiers, then asking if I want a senior discount on stuff. Sixty four isn't old, it's a classic lifestyle
November 16, 2024, 05:33 AM
ltbarber
I was told by a physical therapist "never refer to yourself as old. Old means terminal. Refer to yourself as aging. Aging is a process." Something to do with medical charting I think. I have been calling myself old for years.
Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future.
I would rather meet a slick-sleeve private, than a hollywood star!
November 16, 2024, 06:10 AM
selogic
Old , Senior Citizen , Boomer , who cares . Does not bother me in least .
November 16, 2024, 06:49 AM
pootie
I live with my grandkids and when they referred to me as being older than dirt I asked them if that was new dirt or old dirt. They looked confused and I laughed and laughed!
I had my patience tested... I'm negative.
November 16, 2024, 09:50 AM
BigSwede
Just turned 55, I was looking forward to all my senior discounts. I was and am pissed that they have moved the bar to 65 for the most part
November 16, 2024, 09:58 AM
Delta-3
Enjoy your "age". I had someone tell me long ago to not complain about getting old. Some folks don't get that opportunity.
Rom 13:4 If you do evil, be afraid. For he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is God's minister, an avenger to execute wrath on him who practices evil.
November 16, 2024, 01:01 PM
smschulz
Heard a comical saying from a friend who said:
"I was thinking about asking for my Senior discount, then dreaded I might be carded"?
"Then suddenly realized it would be worse if I wasn't".
November 16, 2024, 01:39 PM
Jerry1834
I am in the 4th Quarter and don't look it - "Don't let the old man in". Is my motto!
November 16, 2024, 02:40 PM
Schmelby
I'm not really depressed, more amused. He didn't say it to my face, I guess his manager. That Beatles song has been in my head a few times. The saying I've known is "You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing"
November 16, 2024, 09:07 PM
ragman
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional and I opt not to grow up.
" I didn't fail the test,I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin
November 17, 2024, 02:59 PM
drill sgt
On the 26th November will be looking for my "old geezer card" for my 76th birthday........... drill sgt.
November 17, 2024, 03:28 PM
Jupiter
Lots of dusty old coots in this thread.
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell
November 17, 2024, 03:48 PM
911Boss
Hate to break it to you, but you is one
55 and up, it is what it is, I don’t make the rules.
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
November 17, 2024, 04:16 PM
OKCGene
. I’m getting closer to living in GeezerVille on Old Fart Avenue.
Perhaps a new version of Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet:
Livin' on Fiber and sugar free low fat sponge cake, watching the hawt grannies covered in Oil.
Wasting away again in Geezerville, searching for my lost shaker of Metamucil. Drivin' my Go-Go-Geezer-Golf-Cart around looking for hawt Grannies, Wanna go for a ride (wink wink)
Some people claim there's a woman to blame (yep that's true) But I know it's my own damn fault
Livin' in Geezerville, sippin' my Geezerrita-Margarita,
November 17, 2024, 04:47 PM
bald1
Wait until the clerk acknowledges you as a senior citizen but still has to ask for proof of age ID. LOL
Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192
November 17, 2024, 04:54 PM
Jupiter
quote:
Originally posted by 911Boss: Hate to break it to you, but you is one
55 and up, it is what it is, I don’t make the rules.
You're cold-blooded, 911Boss.
Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell
November 17, 2024, 06:20 PM
SW_Sig
I get the Senior Citizen discount at a local gun range, half price before 1:00 PM.