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I'm only 64, a little overweight, haven't aged terribly like a meth head, still have hair. I guess to a kid in his twenties I'm ancient. How depressing! I should have said I haven't aged like Keith Richards!This message has been edited. Last edited by: Schmelby, | ||
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A Grateful American |
It only matters if you accept it. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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drop and give me 20 pushups |
It is a shame that youthful looks are wasted on young people. And that youthful bodies are wasted on young people.... drill sgt. | |||
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Technically Adaptive |
I was gonna mention that Beatles song, but I won't. It started when I was being called sir by the cashiers, then asking if I want a senior discount on stuff. Sixty four isn't old, it's a classic lifestyle | |||
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I was told by a physical therapist "never refer to yourself as old. Old means terminal. Refer to yourself as aging. Aging is a process." Something to do with medical charting I think. I have been calling myself old for years. Two things bring me to tears. The unconditional Love of God,the service of the United States Military,past,present,and future. I would rather meet a slick-sleeve private, than a hollywood star! | |||
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Old , Senior Citizen , Boomer , who cares . Does not bother me in least . | |||
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I live with my grandkids and when they referred to me as being older than dirt I asked them if that was new dirt or old dirt. They looked confused and I laughed and laughed! I had my patience tested... I'm negative. | |||
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No, not like Bill Clinton |
Just turned 55, I was looking forward to all my senior discounts. I was and am pissed that they have moved the bar to 65 for the most part | |||
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Enjoy your "age". I had someone tell me long ago to not complain about getting old. Some folks don't get that opportunity. Rom 13:4 If you do evil, be afraid. For he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is God's minister, an avenger to execute wrath on him who practices evil. | |||
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quarter MOA visionary |
Heard a comical saying from a friend who said: "I was thinking about asking for my Senior discount, then dreaded I might be carded"? "Then suddenly realized it would be worse if I wasn't". | |||
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I am in the 4th Quarter and don't look it - "Don't let the old man in". Is my motto! | |||
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I'm not really depressed, more amused. He didn't say it to my face, I guess his manager. That Beatles song has been in my head a few times. The saying I've known is "You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing" | |||
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Just having a good time |
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional and I opt not to grow up. " I didn't fail the test,I just found 100 ways to do it wrong." - Benjamin Franklin | |||
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drop and give me 20 pushups |
On the 26th November will be looking for my "old geezer card" for my 76th birthday........... drill sgt. | |||
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Down the Rabbit Hole |
Lots of dusty old coots in this thread. Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Hate to break it to you, but you is one 55 and up, it is what it is, I don’t make the rules. What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand??? | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
. I’m getting closer to living in GeezerVille on Old Fart Avenue. Perhaps a new version of Margaritaville by Jimmy Buffet: Livin' on Fiber and sugar free low fat sponge cake, watching the hawt grannies covered in Oil. Wasting away again in Geezerville, searching for my lost shaker of Metamucil. Drivin' my Go-Go-Geezer-Golf-Cart around looking for hawt Grannies, Wanna go for a ride (wink wink) Some people claim there's a woman to blame (yep that's true) But I know it's my own damn fault Livin' in Geezerville, sippin' my Geezerrita-Margarita, | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Wait until the clerk acknowledges you as a senior citizen but still has to ask for proof of age ID. LOL Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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Down the Rabbit Hole |
You're cold-blooded, 911Boss. Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." -- George Orwell | |||
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I get the Senior Citizen discount at a local gun range, half price before 1:00 PM. I am 61. | |||
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