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| Three Generations of Service  |
When using digital applicators, one should wash one's hands after applying Gold Bond Anti Itch Cream and before applying Preparation H...   Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | ||
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 God bless America. | |||
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Also after applying Icy Hot and taking a leak | |||
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I Deal In Lead |
And after coring jalapenos to make poppers and taking a leak. | |||
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You shouldn't have to be told to wash your hands ...  | |||
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I was taught not to P on my hands | |||
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teacher of history |
Gold Bond Anti-Itch burns, but the itch does go away. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
At Oh Dark 30 you should never get the Pepsodent and the Preparation H switched with the other. Best to have some coffee first and wake up. . | |||
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Trophy Husband |
Don't ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time. | |||
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Mt older sister on occasion relates the story about the time my B-I-L mixed up the Hot Ointment, forget the brand, with the Vaseline. Owwww! And. we all howl! Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark. “If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016 | |||
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