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When using digital applicators, one should wash one's hands after applying Gold Bond Anti Itch Cream and before applying Preparation H... Eek Frown




Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
 
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God bless America.
 
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Also after applying Icy Hot and taking a leak
 
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And after coring jalapenos to make poppers and taking a leak.
 
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You shouldn't have to be told to wash your hands ... Big Grin
 
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I was taught not to P on my hands
 
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Gold Bond Anti-Itch burns, but the itch does go away.
 
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At Oh Dark 30 you should never get the Pepsodent and the Preparation H switched with the other.

Best to have some coffee first and wake up.
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Don't ever take a sleeping pill and a laxative at the same time.
 
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Mt older sister on occasion relates the story about the time my B-I-L mixed up the Hot Ointment, forget the brand, with the Vaseline. Owwww! And. we all howl! Big Grin




Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

“If in winning a race, you lose the respect of your fellow competitors, then you have won nothing” - Paul Elvstrom "The Great Dane" 1928 - 2016
 
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