Today I got a spam call from India (came up as a local number). I answered the phone knowing it was spam and wanted to spam them back. So the guy on the other end said he was my grandson. I remarked that he had a deep voice for a 5 year old. He ignored the comment. I then asked him if he needed bail money as I was aware of the scam.
This guy called me every curse word I had ever heard. I asked him if his mother still charges $2 for anal. Click! It drives my wife crazy when I answer these types of call but I enjoy screwing with them.

LOL!

I’m with you. At the height of the IRS-based scams, I’d put on a fearful sound to my voice at the same time as laying-on a bit of deep-fried Southern accent. I’d string them along as long as I could, eventually asking them skeptically: “You don’t sound much like yer from ‘round here, like here as in America. Just which ‘Stan are you from, boy?”

They usually hung-up. One told me to fornicate myself and then hung up.

Why you've insulted his mother rtquig.. . And I like it. Thanks for the good laugh.

I usually ask them if they're naked and start breathing heavy. Then ask them if their dick is hard because mine is. Then they curse me out "you're wasting my time, mudder fucker!!!"

Had one of those calls about grandson in custody and needed bail money but the caller on the other end of the call was not happy or pleased when i told them to keep him locked up until his time was up and then I would come and pick him up... they did not want to hear that option....................... drill sgt.

I use call blocking so I get minimal calls like this. I did enjoy the IRS calls. When I was told that agents are on the way to arrest me, I responded with "Molon Labe". Agent Smith got upset with that response. It's been a few years. I guess the agents have a slow car since they aren't here yet.

We never answer our phone... in fact it doesn't even ring... just goes to the answering machine. but after reading some of you folks conversations I'm tempted to turn the dern thing back on just to have some fun.

One time my Mother got one of those calls . The guy said it was her Grandson and he had been in an accident and needed some money to pay the other guy so he wouldn't get in trouble , etc. Said the guy would stop by her apartment to pick up the money . Mom just laughed and said " You know I don't have any money " . You have to wonder how many elderly folks get scammed that way though .

I told the guy I would meet him with the money as I was anxious to meet the grandson I didn't know I had.

Learn a little cursing Hindi …

Would this make a good movie plot?
Where 8 people track these people down pretend to begovernment officials, proceed to hack their financials then haul them off.

But instead of the whole "due process" thing

The plane with all nine offenders lands in an unknown very remote location. W/o food ,water or tools.

My personal favorite is to wait until they start their pitch and then interrupt with "It's done but there is blood all over the place" and then hang up.

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Originally posted by TheFrontRange:
LOL!

I’m with you. At the height of the IRS-based scams, I’d put on a fearful sound to my voice at the same time as laying-on a bit of deep-fried Southern accent. I’d string them along as long as I could, eventually asking them skeptically: “You don’t sound much like yer from ‘round here, like here as in America. Just which ‘Stan are you from, boy?”

They usually hung-up. One told me to fornicate myself and then hung up.

A guy I know got one of those “IRS! You go gaol!” calls on his office phone.

There was just one teensie weensie problem.

He was a Senior Criminal Investigator with the IRS.

Oh did he have fun.

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Originally posted by bendable:
The plane with all nine offenders lands in an unknown very remote location. develops severe engine problems at max altitude, and the pilot jumps with what turns out to be the only chute on board...

FIFY