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Originally posted by Oz_Shadow:
And if you choose poorly you get splatter on your pants.

Reminds me of a story I read a VERY long time ago, regarding PPD (the Post-Piss Dribble) and its "appearance" on light-colored pants. The summary of the story was, "Sometimes, it happens. When it does, your best next move is to splash water on your shirt when you go to wash your hands. Better to blame the building's faulty plumbing than your own."