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So, I'm at the grocery store. I waited in line and got my prescriptions. Then I waited in line for lotto tickets. I headed for the car, started it up and got a text from the wife. "Where are you?" "On the way home. Be there in a few." "COME BACK AND GET ME. I CAME WITH YOU, REMEMBER?" Jeez, one little mistake. Two weeks later I'm still hearing about it. | ||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
 Never done that. Threatened to a couple of times... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| Would you like a sandwich?  |
Hahahaha! That is fantastic! My wife would never, not for all eternity, forget that! Hahahaha! | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
-------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Two weeks? ha ha ha ha..... Man this wont go away ever! Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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I fear you are correct, since she still "mentions" things that happened when we were dating. In 1979. | |||
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Unhyphenated American |
At least the message went through. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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OMG you need to head to the local Florist. | |||
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Q - House doors are locked. Your dog is at the back door barking to be let into the house. Your wife is at the front door yelling to be let into the house. Which one do you let in first? A - Dog. He'll shut up when he comes in. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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…. The difference is, your dog would be glad to see you. ____________________ | |||
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At least you manned up enough to tell us about it. The prescription you picked - wasn't by chance for dementia, was it? Thanks for sharing! | |||
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| Savor the limelight |
Did you not notice how quite the car ride was or are you already hard of hearing? | |||
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| Raised Hands Surround Us Three Nails To Protect Us  |
My grandmother left me at the grocery store once when I was a kid. That was like 25 years ago and I still tease her about it. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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| Eating elephants one bite at a time  |
Some sort of witnesses protection is your only hope... | |||
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Nullus Anxietas |
And I thought I was absent-minded? "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe "If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher | |||
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Holy hell, that is funny. The wife and I are cracking up!! Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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Never left my wife anywhere but my brother-in-law and I inadvertently left my sister-in-law/his wife at a rest stop in Indiana while on a cross country road trip once. I'd have gladly paid $1,000 for a set of noise cancelling headphones once we went back and got her back in the car. | |||
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I am hard of hearing, and it WAS medication for a stroke. So I have a half assed excuse. | |||
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I wouldn't let her drive you anywhere for awhile. _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
As a child, one of my friends moved from the L48 to Alaska in the late 70s. Her Dad was already working in Alaska so Mom was on her own to get the kids, the family station wagon, and a few belongings to Alaska. My friend's Mom forgot her at one of those remote c-store/gas station/cafe/hotel businesses in a small village on the ALCAN highway. Her Mom made it at least 30 miles before realizing she had one kid too few. Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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