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Forget Your Wife JUST ONCE.......
April 18, 2019, 04:33 PM
FredwardForget Your Wife JUST ONCE.......
So, I'm at the grocery store. I waited in line and got my prescriptions. Then I waited in line for lotto tickets. I headed for the car, started it up and got a text from the wife.
"Where are you?"
"On the way home. Be there in a few."
"COME BACK AND GET ME. I CAME WITH YOU, REMEMBER?"
Jeez, one little mistake. Two weeks later I'm still hearing about it.
April 18, 2019, 05:01 PM
PHPaul
Never done that.
Threatened to a couple of times...
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
April 18, 2019, 05:04 PM
Dreamerx4Hahahaha! That is fantastic!
My wife would never, not for all eternity, forget that! Hahahaha!
April 18, 2019, 05:13 PM
KMitch200
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
April 18, 2019, 05:14 PM
Lord VaalicTwo weeks? ha ha ha ha.....
Man this wont go away ever!
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day April 18, 2019, 05:27 PM
FredwardI fear you are correct, since she still "mentions" things that happened when we were dating. In 1979.
April 18, 2019, 05:28 PM
Floyd D. BarberAt least the message went through.
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April 18, 2019, 05:49 PM
IndianaMikeOMG
you need to head to the local Florist.
April 18, 2019, 05:52 PM
GWbikerQ - House doors are locked. Your dog is at the back door barking to be let into the house. Your wife is at the front door yelling to be let into the house. Which one do you let in first?
A - Dog. He'll shut up when he comes in.
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April 18, 2019, 05:53 PM
RichardC….
The difference is, your dog would be
glad to see you.
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April 18, 2019, 05:55 PM
randymanAt least you manned up enough to tell us about it. The prescription you picked - wasn't by chance for dementia, was it?
Thanks for sharing!
April 18, 2019, 06:04 PM
trapper189Did you not notice how quite the car ride was or are you already hard of hearing?
April 18, 2019, 06:07 PM
Black92LXMy grandmother left me at the grocery store once when I was a kid.
That was like 25 years ago and I still tease her about it.
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April 18, 2019, 06:17 PM
ffipsSome sort of witnesses protection is your only hope...
April 18, 2019, 06:50 PM
ensigmaticAnd I thought I was absent-minded?
"America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system,,,, but too early to shoot the bastards." -- Claire Wolfe
"If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living." -- Seneca the Younger, Roman Stoic philosopher April 18, 2019, 06:54 PM
whododatHoly hell, that is funny. The wife and I are cracking up!!
Because son, it is what you are supposed to do.
April 18, 2019, 07:35 PM
64dodgeNever left my wife anywhere but my brother-in-law and I inadvertently left my sister-in-law/his wife at a rest stop in Indiana while on a cross country road trip once. I'd have gladly paid $1,000 for a set of noise cancelling headphones once we went back and got her back in the car.
April 18, 2019, 09:27 PM
FredwardI am hard of hearing, and it WAS medication for a stroke. So I have a half assed excuse.
April 18, 2019, 10:00 PM
KrazeehorseI wouldn't let her drive you anywhere for awhile.
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April 18, 2019, 10:41 PM
tatortoddAs a child, one of my friends moved from the L48 to Alaska in the late 70s. Her Dad was already working in Alaska so Mom was on her own to get the kids, the family station wagon, and a few belongings to Alaska. My friend's Mom forgot her at one of those remote c-store/gas station/cafe/hotel businesses in a small village on the ALCAN highway. Her Mom made it at least 30 miles before realizing she had one kid too few.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
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