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While in class today my cell phone vibrated to let me know there was a phone call. I really don't get many calls during the day and use an app that blocks most calls. In between classes I saw I had a voce mail. It seems that there are 4 warrants out for my arrest and if I don't call back the police will be out to arrest me Saturday. My app said the phone number given is linked to a credit card scam. I will be pretty embarrassed tomorrow at my son's wedding when the police come to arrest me. Living the Dream | ||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
You may have committed a horrendous crime or been part of a conspiracy to do some unspeakable evil you have forgotten about. When was the last time you pulled the tag off of a pillow? | |||
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| I have not yet begun to procrastinate |
Don't let them take you alive. Go out in a blaze of gory glory! -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
I was told the same thing about 6 months ago. They still haven't shown up and neither has the IRS. I'm getting suspicious.  Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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Mistake Not... |
HAVE NO FEAR!! For the low low price of $1499, I will happily take care of those warrants for you! Did I say $1499, I meant $1099. $799? $14.99? Hello? Hell . . . <<buzzz>> Huh, they hung up. Crap. ___________________________________________ Life Member NRA & Washington Arms Collectors Mistake not my current state of joshing gentle peevishness for the awesome and terrible majesty of the towering seas of ire that are themselves the milquetoast shallows fringing my vast oceans of wrath. Velocitas Incursio Vis - Gandhi | |||
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Almost as Fast as a Speeding Bullet |
The IRS called me, but didn't seem to want to talk to my accountant. Weird ______________________________________________ Aeronautics confers beauty and grandeur, combining art and science for those who devote themselves to it. . . . The aeronaut, free in space, sailing in the infinite, loses himself in the immense undulations of nature. He climbs, he rises, he soars, he reigns, he hurtles the proud vault of the azure sky. — Georges Besançon | |||
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| Purveyor of Fine Avatars  |
Just call them back and let them know you're currently in talks with an American soldier who needs to transfer to you millions in gold bullion he captured in Iraq and you will gladly pay any fines that are attached to those warrants once you've secured those funds. "I'm yet another resource-consuming kid in an overpopulated planet raised to an alarming extent by Hollywood and Madison Avenue, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you're old and weak!" - Calvin, "Calvin & Hobbes" | |||
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| sick puppy |
Wish i was going to jail. Mostly i just get calls from Rachel with Consumer Services about my credit card account. ____________________________ While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
I'll be in the cell next to you "when the cops at my door" arrest me for the three "serious" warrants out for me in New York are served, if I "don't call this number"... I'll request a cell with a good window view for us all  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Yeah, I keep getting the same calls, over and over. I finally began to tell them to send a really pretty and hawt red head female cop, wearing high heels and leather mini skirt, to my door and to tell her to have the handcuffs dangling from her freshly manicured red fingertips. No problem, I'm perfectly willing to be compliant. So far, nothing. They keep calling, I keep telling them my request. I'm so disappointed. | |||
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Take your piece and plenty of mags with you to the wedding just in case. Go out in a blaze of glory. NRA Life Endowment member Tri-State Gun collectors Life Member | |||
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This Space for Rent |
Was it Steve Martin that called? He called us last year and said something similar. Still waiting...... We will never know world peace, until three people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye Liberals are like pussycats and Twitter is Trump's laser pointer to keep them busy while he takes care of business - Rey HRH. | |||
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Delusions of Adequacy |
You're in luck. They'll accept an iTunes gift card for your bail. I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Call them back and tell them that if you're already going to jail finding and murdering their entire family probably won't be a big deal. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Web Clavin Extraordinaire |
Head to Wal-Mart and get a bunch of gift cards, stat! That'll get rid of those warrants lickety split. ---------------------------- Chuck Norris put the laughter in "manslaughter" Educating the youth of America, one declension at a time. | |||
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Corgis Rock |
Told them to come out. I’d be in the back with the rifle, next to the wood chipper. Better, I have a very loud whistle. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
Say hi to my wife, the IRS threatened my wife with jail for the second time in a month........ I think the reason she didn't reply to the voicemail is that she wants a vacation from me....... -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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Apparently Rachael is one cheating slut. I thought she was all mine. | |||
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| Member |
Ask them why they don't get an honest job. That really frosts them. | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
I have warrants for my arrest in St. Thomas and the Virgin Islands. That’s right I am a bad mother.....I should shut my mouth. Sigh what bugs me is there are folks who actually buy this shit. I mean seriously one murder in St. Thomas......it was vacations and a cruise excursion to boot, it’s not like they mattered.   "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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