Hints from Heloise, #1064

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January 10, 2018, 07:12 PM

PHPaul

Hints from Heloise, #1064

A hot, steamy shower is not the optimal venue in which to indulge one's urge to relieve gastric pressure resulting from dietary indiscretions.

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

January 10, 2018, 07:22 PM

sigmonkey

Yeah, learned in boot camp, "Shit, Shower and Shave" is not literal nor a parallel operation.

But we had one guy who got two of them before they got rid of him.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

_{"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!}

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January 11, 2018, 01:14 PM

Rey HRH

Had to spend a few seconds to understand what the OP was saying. Then had to spend a full minute to no avail trying to unsee the visual.

"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.

January 11, 2018, 07:42 PM

Scooter123

quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
A hot, steamy shower is not the optimal venue in which to indulge one's urge to relieve gastric pressure resulting from dietary indiscretions.

You aren't kidding one bit with that statement. Many years ago I learned first hand that a hot steamy shower is actually a Fart Amplifier, as in it amplifies the smell by several orders of magnitude. I have also resolved to never again top my Chili with sliced hard boiled eggs and onions.

I've stopped counting.

January 11, 2018, 07:44 PM

Skins2881

quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
It's an industry term.

Hopefully he wasn't dead on balls accurate.

Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis

January 11, 2018, 07:52 PM

preten2b

As a tangent to the topic I'll comment that few things in life go together quite as well as a fart and a wooden chair.

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January 12, 2018, 06:43 AM

PHPaul

quote:
Originally posted by preten2b:
As a tangent to the topic I'll comment that few things in life go together quite as well as a fart and a wooden chair.

Indeed. Those plastic cafeteria-type chairs are a close second...