A Grateful American

| Yeah, learned in boot camp, "Shit, Shower and Shave" is not literal nor a parallel operation. But we had one guy who got two of them before they got rid of him.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! |
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Page late and a dollar short
| Could that be described as a negligent discharge?
-------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman)
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| quote: Originally posted by PHPaul: A hot, steamy shower is not the optimal venue in which to indulge one's urge to relieve gastric pressure resulting from dietary indiscretions.
You aren't kidding one bit with that statement. Many years ago I learned first hand that a hot steamy shower is actually a Fart Amplifier, as in it amplifies the smell by several orders of magnitude. I have also resolved to never again top my Chili with sliced hard boiled eggs and onions.
I've stopped counting.
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| Posts: 5794 | Location: Michigan | Registered: November 07, 2008 |  
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Ammoholic

| quote: Originally posted by sigmonkey: It's an industry term.
Hopefully he wasn't dead on balls accurate.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis |
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No ethanol!
| As a tangent to the topic I'll comment that few things in life go together quite as well as a fart and a wooden chair.
------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis
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Three Generations of Service

| quote: Originally posted by preten2b: As a tangent to the topic I'll comment that few things in life go together quite as well as a fart and a wooden chair.
Indeed. Those plastic cafeteria-type chairs are a close second... 
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Delusions of Adequacy

| Never trust a fart.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. |
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