Pizza with the suggestion of slices, sort of scored at the top, like the dotted line on packages that say "Cut Along This Line."

Cut the damn things all the way through, so I can pick a slice up and eat it.

Its perforated for your convenience.

It could be worse. Fork-split for example.

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Slice It. Slice It ALL The Way Through

I thought this was going to be about sub sandwiches.

*I* thought you'd been watching me working with anything sharp in the garage. It takes forever to sand blood out of raw pine...

Don't sand it. Put some hydrogen peroxide on there and let it react first. It won't always get rid of all of it, but it will lighten the stain up by several shades and make less work for yourself.

I probably shouldn't be allowed in my shop space without supervision for much the same reason. Chisels, drum sanders, table saws...They're all super interested in trying to eat my fingers for some reason, and all have sent me to the emergency room. Won't stop me, though.

OP, that is definitely a worthy bitch. the only pizza (that I buy) I expect not to be cut is a calzone. And that's because I'm cutting that myself.

I'm still disoriented from the roll of tape I bought last year that had a separate small piece of paper included that explained how to tear the tape......

"Pre-sliced" bagels? Horse manure! They are not pre-sliced. They are pre-cut-part-way-through.

What, the vendor is doing this to save time for me? Not really. It's not fast. It's only half fast.

If I have to use a knife anyway, why do they even bother? Ridiculous crap.

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Originally posted by whanson_wi:
*I* thought you'd been watching me working with anything sharp in the garage.

I thought this was going to be about Noxzema Shave Cream.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Pizza with the suggestion of slices, sort of scored at the top, like the dotted line on packages that say "Cut Along This Line."

Cut the damn things all the way through, so I can pick a slice up and eat it.

Tell the pizza parlor "Uncut, please."

Poof!!

You have piece of pizza.

Reminds me of the Blonde buying a medium size Pizza.

She was asked if she wanted it cut into four slices or six slices.

She said four slices, since she didn't think she could eat six.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
"Pre-sliced" bagels? Horse manure! They are not pre-sliced. They are pre-cut-part-way-through.

What, the vendor is doing this to save time for me? Not really. It's not fast. It's only half fast.

If I have to use a knife anyway, why do they even bother? Ridiculous crap.

Ya don't need a knife, all you do is twist both halves in the opposite direction and they come right apart, of course then you have to add a schmere of something...

Gawd … I thought this was gonna be about a finger or something.

I thought Vtail was referring to a line from a Slasher movie he had seen.

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Originally posted by Sig2340:

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Pizza with the suggestion of slices, sort of scored at the top, like the dotted line on packages that say "Cut Along This Line."

Cut the damn things all the way through, so I can pick a slice up and eat it.

Tell the pizza parlor "Uncut, please."

Poof!!

You have piece of pizza.

Or maybe he has peace of pizza.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:
Pizza with the suggestion of slices, sort of scored at the top, like the dotted line on packages that say "Cut Along This Line."

Cut the damn things all the way through, so I can pick a slice up and eat it.

Your oven must be different than mine.
Mine doesn't score or cut.

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Originally posted by smschulz:

Your oven must be different than mine. Mine doesn't score or cut.

The oven is at the local take-out joint.

I think that's the universe telling you to eat 2 slices at once...

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Originally posted by Edmond:

I think that's the universe telling you to eat 2 slices at once...

But there's only one slice. It's round and about 14" diameter.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Edmond:

I think that's the universe telling you to eat 2 slices at once...

But there's only one slice. It's round and about 14" diameter.

Fold it over …