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| Three Generations of Service  |
"Given a 50/50 chance of assembling something correctly the first time, you will get it wrong 87% of the time." Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | ||
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What did you do this time? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
I have an hydraulic thumb that I can swap between the forks and the bucket for my tractor. Any time I have a removable hydraulic device, I plumb it with quick connects. When I do that, I "sex" the quick connects with a male on one hose and a female on the other so that when I attach it to the tractor, the Up/Down or In/Out on the control lever is always the same. I stole the plumbing off the thumb for another project some time back, and of course now I need it so I ordered up the pieces and replumbed it. Problem is, I don't remember which way I had the darn thing plumbed originally so I just randomly connected male to one and female to the other. Haven't tried it yet, but the Smart Money says I got it bass-akwards. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Quick fix if it's wrong . | |||
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| Woke up today.. Great day! |
87% with or without throwing out the directions before you start?. | |||
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87% after reading the directions. If you threw them out, it's 50/50. -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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| No, not like Bill Clinton  |
Directions are for chumps | |||
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Color code paint all yer sex parts. Red for female, blue for male. (think about it...) You won't have to worry about getting your sexes crossed, unless Ray Charles is working on yer stuff.* Cuz Ray is both blind and dead. And that's double trouble. *(and if he is, we don't want to know...) "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
We called that the 50-50-90 rule in the Navy… _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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I don't remember where I read this, but long time ago, I read that the original Murphy's Law was, "If a part can be installed incorrectly, somebody will do that." I think that it had something to do with a Human Factors Engineering study, connected to the U.S. Navy. Newer interpretations of Murphy's Law say, "If something can go wrong ..." הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Unless a car power steering gear has different threads to prevent this, it is possible to hook up the pressure and return lines backwards. Hilarity ensues. | |||
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| A Grateful American |
Yep. Most gear boxes have different fittings for high and low side, but people can and do splice hoses or use adapters to screw things up. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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I'm not very mechanical, but I can tell you never try to ride a British scooter made in India. The controls are reversed. And it hurt. | |||
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Run the connections through a 4 way connector and let the directions fight it out for superiority. "The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people." "Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy." "I did," said Ford, "it is." "So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?" "It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want." "You mean they actually vote for the lizards." "Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course." "But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?" "Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in." | |||
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Not long after leaving community college I became very well aware that I know every bit as much as it takes to Get myself in a jamb. Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Sadly, I never had a tool truck operator who looked like this. This message has been edited. Last edited by: egregore, | |||
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