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Subaru Drivers (again)

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March 31, 2020, 06:03 AM
Mars_Attacks
Subaru Drivers (again)
Hit my car with a cart, the police are being called.


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March 31, 2020, 06:31 AM
PowerSurge
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
Did the carts damage your truck at all?


Does it matter?

Was I asking you?


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March 31, 2020, 09:01 AM
Chris Orndorff
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Hit my car with a cart, the police are being called.


My first citizen complaint was the result of a shopping cart/vehicle interface. The car owner explained the situation and showed me where the cart hit his car door. My response was "So?"

The Subaru driver here was certainly a jerk, but I'm not getting worked up about a shopping cart hitting my truck, especially when there's no damage.


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March 31, 2020, 11:02 AM
LimaCharlie
I drive a Subaru with an NRA sticker and a "Land of the free, because of the brave" sticker. My wife's uncle drives a Subaru with a "Bernie" sticker. We are both retired engineers. I am retired military and a Trump supporter. He is a Bernie supporter and wears Birkenstocks with wool socks year around. We are polar opposites except for being retired engineers and driving Subarus.


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March 31, 2020, 12:54 PM
83v45magna
I thought only dog families drove around in Subarus.
April 01, 2020, 07:53 AM
RichardC
quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:
I thought only dog families drove around in Subarus.


My Beagle's nose art:





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April 01, 2020, 09:12 AM
pedropcola
I have and still do own a Subaru and I’ve been a dickhead before as I’m sure you guys have noticed at low coffee moments so it must be true!

Subaru’s do tend to attract the polar opposite of my ideology. I do love them though. Great cars.
April 01, 2020, 10:38 AM
alptraum
Lol, this reinforces certain cliched stereotypes of both Subaru and pickup truck owners.
April 02, 2020, 03:30 PM
Russ59
Boy, I do love my Birkenstocks though.


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April 02, 2020, 04:05 PM
Orive 8
My wife and I have leased 4 Foresters and now are on our second Crosstrek. I really like the Crosstrek, this one is Sunshine Orange, my wife wanted an easy to see car in a parking lot. I didn't know about that color, but I really like it now - in fact, I purchased a down vest to match my car Smile

I will say, mine has a Molon Labe rear license plate frame - just so that I am not confused with being a Lee-bore-Al!


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April 02, 2020, 04:13 PM
SevenPlusOne
Dude, don't blow your headgaskets over it, because his will, no matter what he does.
He can "feel the burn" of that $2500+ bill.



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April 02, 2020, 04:27 PM
Chowser
I bought a ‘15 Legacy in ‘14 and drove it hard for four years. It was a great dog car. I’ve since went back to bmw but kinda miss the Subaru for the room. My backseats are pretty useless now.



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April 02, 2020, 08:13 PM
frayedends
I drive a Subaru. I return my carts to the cart coral or to the store if it's closer.

But I am a lesbian. But I don't wear birkenstocks.

Oh and not all dicks drive subarus. Some drive priuses.




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April 02, 2020, 11:14 PM
cjevans
quote:
Originally posted by Orive 8:
<snip> I really like the Crosstrek, this one is Sunshine Orange


I had the '05 Yellow Spec. Edition.

I can be dick-ish, but never a head.
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April 03, 2020, 07:23 AM
Batty67
I dig my Crosstrek and my 21-year old just got his departed grandpa's Impreza. My Dad was a big fan, and now I am. And I like to think I only rarely have dick-ish tendencies.
April 03, 2020, 12:01 PM
isthatasiginyourpocket
Get a life OP! Subaru driver here, I guess I'll take the dickhead stereotype over the Z71 truck driving, overcompensating for his tiny appendages stereotype.
April 03, 2020, 02:23 PM
jimb888
Subby and F-150 owner here. Guess I need different political stickers for each vehicle? Who knew. As I tend to being a conotrarian, I'd have to put the Trump sticker on the Lesberu and the Bernie sticker on the F-150.
April 03, 2020, 11:31 PM
2000Z-71
quote:
Originally posted by isthatasiginyourpocket:
Get a life OP! Subaru driver here, I guess I'll take the dickhead stereotype over the Z71 truck driving, overcompensating for his tiny appendages stereotype.

OK, Richard.




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April 11, 2020, 01:50 PM
T.Webb
I've been thinking about a Forester as my next car, but it's rants like this that have me rethinking my choice.


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April 12, 2020, 12:37 AM
john crusher
I just generally get pissed off at any dumbass that parks too damn close to me. Don't care who you are or what you drive.