So had a first date this afternoon. Late lunch and we hit it off. Spent over 4 hours in the restaurant just talking. She has this North Carolina drawl that she could be reading me the phone book for all I care and I'd listen all day. Made plans for another date on Friday. Walk her out to her car and we hug and kiss and kiss and kiss some more and then it happens.

One of the regular psych patients comes walking across the parking lot. He stops about 10 feet away from us and just stares. My date is like, "Do you now him?" I'm like, "Yes I do and if you give him a minute, he'll get naked."

Yes, this individual has a habit of just getting naked all around town even in sub zero weather. I've had the police bring him in from McDonald's standing in line butt assed naked waiting to place an order. I've worked triage and had him walk into the hospital and stand in line waiting to check in butt assed naked. Never threatening or aggressive, he just likes to be naked.

Right on cue, he just stares at us, drops trou, pulls off his sweatshirt, leaves them there in a pile and continues walking across the parking lot butt assed naked.

Fortunately my date is also a nurse and we both just started laughing. And yes, we're still going out again on Friday.

I'm assuming we're talking about YOURS and not HIS?

Ha! It’s nice to have someone you can laugh with. Good luck.

Good times.

I've always appreciated how most nurses have the same sort of messed up sense of humor as most cops.

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
Spent over 4 hours in the restaurant

That’s called camping. Trust me, waitstaff do not like this

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
She has this North Carolina drawl that she could be reading me the phone book for all I care and I'd listen all day.

Gotta love a Carolina girl [with a great sense of humor]!

(I surely do.)

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Originally posted by Prefontaine:

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Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
Spent over 4 hours in the restaurant

That’s called camping. Trust me, waitstaff do not like this

Yes, I know. But, middle of the afternoon, it’s walk up service and there were plenty of empty tables.

As long as you keep ordering drinks, they’re making money.

But I was expecting a picture of Nan Pelosi in a bikini.

Depending on fetishes that might actually do it for some folks.

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Originally posted by sjtill:

I was expecting a picture of Nan Pelosi in a bikini.

Miss Lube Rack 1959. Google it.

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by sjtill:

I was expecting a picture of Nan Pelosi in a bikini.

Miss Lube Rack 1959. Google it.

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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
Good times.

I've always appreciated how most nurses have the same sort of messed up sense of humor as most cops.

^^^ This! Right here!!!

Maybe you should have tried a different segue.
“Hey, he’s naked. That looks comfortable.”
“Woah! Getting naked with that lil thing? Thankfully mines bigger.”
“Looks like you just have that effect on men, everyone wants to get naked around you.”

Nevermind, I re read the op

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by sjtill:

I was expecting a picture of Nan Pelosi in a bikini.

Miss Lube Rack 1959. Google it.

Looks like she is not doing too well!