I get it, I live in Florida because I choose to. This forum is for spouting off, and so this is what I feel like complaining about today. Halloween is usually in the low 80s or high 70s. I'll be pulling a wagon around the neighborhood and sweating like a French whore on dollar night. I will be applying gold bond powder to my undercarriage before I go, but it usually only holds for the first 30 minutes.
All this and the kid may toss me a box of unwanted raisins.

Be safe out there. Peace!

Duluth Trading Armachillo boxer-briefs. I grew up in the South.

You're welcome.

Dad tax

Whatever!!! It's not like you're in REAL Fl, Mr lower AL. LOL

But yeah... I get it - been known to sweat when I tie my shoes...inside....with the a/c running.

Rick

And here I thought your title of this thread meant you were walking around with your teenage boy....

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Duluth Trading Armachillo boxer-briefs.

Yep.

And body powder spray, not the loose powder. Much easier to apply, better coverage for the nooks and crannies of the nether-regions, and better staying power than the loose stuff.

After trick or treating, my dude gave me a full sized payday bar. As much of a prize a full sized candy bar is, I think he was very generous.

Damn. I need to start complaining around the neighborhood about my swap ass next Halloween to see if I start getting more full-sized.

I feel your pain. Many years ago I spent Christmas with my sister in Phoenix Arizona. Never again. Must have been in the 90,s..no cool temp, rain, snow, etc. Miserable Christmas experience.

I now live in the high country of Arizona and love the snowy Christmas time.

Ah, Phoenix. I used to visit my mother there in Surprise, nearby. My "Phoenix pants" were two pair of linen drawstring slacks, and a liberal dousing of power before putting them on. The could be washed in the sink or on gentle cycle, and drip dried quickly out there. I don't know what you call it in AZ, but swamp ass seems inappropriate.

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Duluth Trading Armachillo boxer-briefs. I grew up in the South.

You're welcome.

I like those briefs, too. And some diaper rash cream if it is really bad.

You’ll laugh but Desitin diaper cream. Run a strip down the crease of each leg and see how that works for you. Discovered that stuff in the jungle and was surprised how well it worked.

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Originally posted by jhe888:

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Originally posted by flesheatingvirus:
Duluth Trading Armachillo boxer-briefs. I grew up in the South.

You're welcome.

I like those briefs, too. And some diaper rash cream if it is really bad.

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

Its Halloween best time to wear your Braveheart kilt.

Another vote for those Duluth Armachillo boxer Briefs. Been wearing them for several years now, though I do have a few pair of their Buck Naked Boxer Briefs if I get the urge to dress up a mite.

Bob

jj baby powder the cornstarch w aloe version is miles better.

Tinactin Athletes Foot Spray. Liquid, not powder. Lubes you up good so you don't chafe, kills the nasty bacteria that causes the itch.

Goose your inner thighs, taint, and berries with the magic spray. Re-treat after your go to bed shower, unless you are anticipating bed sports.

None today, none while you are sleeping, none tomorrow.

Avoid at all costs post shower if there is any chance of hooverage or ugly bumping.