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I get it, I live in Florida because I choose to. This forum is for spouting off, and so this is what I feel like complaining about today. Halloween is usually in the low 80s or high 70s. I'll be pulling a wagon around the neighborhood and sweating like a French whore on dollar night. I will be applying gold bond powder to my undercarriage before I go, but it usually only holds for the first 30 minutes. All this and the kid may toss me a box of unwanted raisins. Be safe out there. Peace! Beagle lives matter. ______ (\ / @\_____ / ( ) /O / ( )______/ ///_____/ | ||
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Duluth Trading Armachillo boxer-briefs. I grew up in the South. You're welcome.  ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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Whatever!!! It's not like you're in REAL Fl, Mr lower AL. LOL But yeah... I get it - been known to sweat when I tie my shoes...inside....with the a/c running. Rick Texting.......easier than calling. | |||
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And here I thought your title of this thread meant you were walking around with your teenage boy.... Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Yep. And body powder spray, not the loose powder. Much easier to apply, better coverage for the nooks and crannies of the nether-regions, and better staying power than the loose stuff. | |||
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After trick or treating, my dude gave me a full sized payday bar. As much of a prize a full sized candy bar is, I think he was very generous. Beagle lives matter. ______ (\ / @\_____ / ( ) /O / ( )______/ ///_____/ | |||
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| Spread the Disease |
Damn. I need to start complaining around the neighborhood about my swap ass next Halloween to see if I start getting more full-sized.  ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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| Save an Elephant Kill a Poacher  |
I feel your pain. Many years ago I spent Christmas with my sister in Phoenix Arizona. Never again. Must have been in the 90,s..no cool temp, rain, snow, etc. Miserable Christmas experience. I now live in the high country of Arizona and love the snowy Christmas time. 'I am the danger'...Hiesenberg NRA Certified Pistol Instructor NRA Certified Rifle Instructor NRA Life Member | |||
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Ah, Phoenix. I used to visit my mother there in Surprise, nearby. My "Phoenix pants" were two pair of linen drawstring slacks, and a liberal dousing of power before putting them on. The could be washed in the sink or on gentle cycle, and drip dried quickly out there. I don't know what you call it in AZ, but swamp ass seems inappropriate. | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
I like those briefs, too. And some diaper rash cream if it is really bad. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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Now Serving 7.62 |
You’ll laugh but Desitin diaper cream. Run a strip down the crease of each leg and see how that works for you. Discovered that stuff in the jungle and was surprised how well it worked. | |||
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| Looking at life thru a windshield  |
Its Halloween best time to wear your Braveheart kilt. | |||
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Another vote for those Duluth Armachillo boxer Briefs. Been wearing them for several years now, though I do have a few pair of their Buck Naked Boxer Briefs if I get the urge to dress up a mite. Bob | |||
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jj baby powder the cornstarch w aloe version is miles better. __________________________ The entire reason for the Second Amendment is not for hunting, it’s not for target shooting … it’s there so that you and I can protect our homes and our children and and our families and our lives. And it’s also there as fundamental check on government tyranny. Sen Ted Cruz | |||
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Tinactin Athletes Foot Spray. Liquid, not powder. Lubes you up good so you don't chafe, kills the nasty bacteria that causes the itch. Goose your inner thighs, taint, and berries with the magic spray. Re-treat after your go to bed shower, unless you are anticipating bed sports. None today, none while you are sleeping, none tomorrow. Avoid at all costs post shower if there is any chance of hooverage or ugly bumping. "I vowed to myself to fight against evil more completely and more wholeheartedly than I ever did before. . . . That’s the only way to pay back part of that vast debt, to live up to and try to fulfill that tremendous obligation." Alfred Hornik, Sunday, December 2, 1945 to his family, on his continuing duty to others for surviving WW II. | |||
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