Have you ever experienced "normal" volume?
It is ALWAYS "higher than normal."
Higher is the new normal.
Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you put your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
All I know is that everybody's menu options have recently changed.
|A Grateful American|
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
And your call is important to us!
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
Please stay on the line for a brief survey to help us serve you better......
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
Oprima dos para Español.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." — Mark Twain
“The Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." — Thomas Jefferson
“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.” — H. L. Mencken
|I Deal In Lead|
Every once in a while I get connected immediately and am so shocked it's hard to talk.
One word - Airpods.
Just put your phone in your pocket and wait.
I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown
When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
That's actually a good way to get to someone quicker. The Spanish-speaking reps are usually less busy, and even if you only speak English, they have to help you.
Now that may be worth trying!
“Now, I’ve said this before, and I mean it. I believe love is the answer. I do. But I also own a handgun, just in case.” - Sen. John Kennedy, LA
The fasted way off hold is to start doing something in another area away from the information you need, they immediately pickup....
I've heard this one a few times.
Pressing [x] for Spanish directs you to a bilingual assist in the US vs the unintelligible help overseas somewhere.
I've not had reason to attempt & see if it really works.
The Enemy's gate is down.
I note many complaining about Truist. When you call them and waste a bunch of time trying to answer a bunch of computerized questions
"What are you calling about today, you can say, etc, etc". When they finally say, "let me put you in touch with an agent", the next message is "your current wait time is greater than 60 minutes". Can you imagine the gall it takes to make a recording like that?"
Select sales. They always have someone available.
Press 1 to be automatically disconnected
"It's a Bill of Rights - Not a Bill of Needs"
The World is a combustible Place
I called a Doctor’s office to make an appt. Recording said: “You are third in line to speak to the office, pls continue holding. “ This went on down the list to 2nd then next. Finally I was up, only to get a recording saying they were too busy to ans the phone. Leave a message.
Dang, now we have wait in line to get a recording. They never called back either.
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