Why are these two douchebags EVERYWHERE now? I used to like Jason because he was an Eagle but I’m just done with both of them now shilling everything and appearing everywhere.
Was cleaning up my kitchen pantry today and found this that the wife must’ve recently bought:
September 28, 2024, 04:38 AM
Patriot
They are cashing in on their 15 minutes…
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September 28, 2024, 06:21 AM
Mars_Attacks
Who are they?
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Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick.
September 28, 2024, 06:24 AM
blindref
Travis - Mr Pfizer is a douche bag.
Jason is cashing in while he can. He a likable guy, but he is starting to get annoying.
Bye for a while, guard the fort. - My Dad
September 28, 2024, 07:44 AM
PASig
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Originally posted by Mars_Attacks: Who are they?
Two brothers in football
The one on the right; Jason (on the cereal box) just retired from the Phila Eagles and the one on the left is on the Chiefs and dating Taylor Swift.
I did dig him because he seemed likable but they’re just too overexposed now.
September 28, 2024, 08:12 AM
dgshooter
Their window to cash in is very short. I'm sure most of us would do the same if we were able to. If anyone is triggered by anything in the cereal isle, I'd recommend professional help.
September 28, 2024, 08:24 AM
12131
Just ignore them. Then, you'll no longer be tired.
Q
September 28, 2024, 08:52 AM
Mars_Attacks
AH, I don't follow sports or Taylor Swift.
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September 28, 2024, 09:04 AM
.38supersig
I can't imagine being gullible enough to buy a product because it had a football player's face on it.
Then again, I'm not gullible enough to watch football.
September 28, 2024, 04:17 PM
Beancooker
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Originally posted by PASig:
quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks: Who are they?
Two brothers in football
The one on the right; Jason (on the cereal box) just retired from the Phila Eagles and the one on the left is on the Chiefs and dating Taylor Swift.
I did dig him because he seemed likable but they’re just too overexposed now.
Well at least there will be a number one hit on the Nillboard 100 in a couple months about him.
I have never heard of either of them, but I don’t follow football. I’m not a big Swift fan, but I do know who she is.
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September 28, 2024, 05:37 PM
Paten
Why are you putting in the effort to care?
September 28, 2024, 08:24 PM
229DAK
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September 28, 2024, 09:15 PM
Gustofer
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Originally posted by .38supersig: I can't imagine being gullible enough to buy a product because it had a football player's face on it.
There's a whole lot of gullible people out there. Geneeral Mills found that out 100 years ago when they started putting sports stars on Wheaties boxes.
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September 28, 2024, 09:50 PM
parabellum
September 29, 2024, 09:43 AM
joel9507
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Why are these two douchebags EVERYWHERE now?
My guess is the eyebrows.
September 29, 2024, 11:39 AM
229DAK
Oscar the Grouch in cinnamon toast cereal form.
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September 29, 2024, 12:02 PM
P220 Smudge
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My guess is the eyebrows.
I think they're the faces with the beards.
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September 29, 2024, 06:34 PM
Prefontaine
And please take his teammate with him, Mahomes. I see a State Farm commercial, ever, and I’m saying “Fuck you!”
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
September 29, 2024, 08:30 PM
vthoky
God bless America.
October 03, 2024, 05:41 AM
egregore
I thought I'd seen the one on the right of the cereal box before.
(I don't follow sports either.)
The "buffalo's" voice sounds like H. Jon Benjamin. He really gets around, also doing the voices for Bob in Bob's Burgers, Archer, etc.
