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| Get my pies outta the oven!  |
Why are these two douchebags EVERYWHERE now? I used to like Jason because he was an Eagle but I’m just done with both of them now shilling everything and appearing everywhere.  Was cleaning up my kitchen pantry today and found this that the wife must’ve recently bought:  | ||
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| Run Silent Run Deep  |
They are cashing in on their 15 minutes… _____________________________ Pledge allegiance or pack your bag! The problem with Socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher Spread my work ethic, not my wealth | |||
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Who are they? ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| Lost, but making good time |
Travis - Mr Pfizer is a douche bag. Jason is cashing in while he can. He a likable guy, but he is starting to get annoying. Bye for a while, guard the fort. - My Dad | |||
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| Get my pies outta the oven! |
Two brothers in football The one on the right; Jason (on the cereal box) just retired from the Phila Eagles and the one on the left is on the Chiefs and dating Taylor Swift. I did dig him because he seemed likable but they’re just too overexposed now. | |||
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| Distinguished Pistol Shot |
Their window to cash in is very short. I'm sure most of us would do the same if we were able to. If anyone is triggered by anything in the cereal isle, I'd recommend professional help. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Just ignore them. Then, you'll no longer be tired. Q | |||
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| Raptorman |
AH, I don't follow sports or Taylor Swift. ____________________________ Eeewwww, don't touch it! Here, poke at it with this stick. | |||
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| My other Sig is a Steyr.  |
I can't imagine being gullible enough to buy a product because it had a football player's face on it. Then again, I'm not gullible enough to watch football. | |||
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Alea iacta est |
Well at least there will be a number one hit on the Nillboard 100 in a couple months about him. I have never heard of either of them, but I don’t follow football. I’m not a big Swift fan, but I do know who she is. The “lol” thread | |||
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| probably a good thing I don't have a cut |
Why are you putting in the effort to care? | |||
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 _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
There's a whole lot of gullible people out there. Geneeral Mills found that out 100 years ago when they started putting sports stars on Wheaties boxes. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| Peace through superior firepower  |
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Don't Panic |
My guess is the eyebrows. | |||
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| Member |
Oscar the Grouch in cinnamon toast cereal form. _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
I think they're the faces with the beards. ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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And please take his teammate with him, Mahomes. I see a State Farm commercial, ever, and I’m saying “Fuck you!” What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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  God bless America. | |||
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| His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm.  |
I thought I'd seen the one on the right of the cereal box before. (I don't follow sports either.) The "buffalo's" voice sounds like H. Jon Benjamin. He really gets around, also doing the voices for Bob in Bob's Burgers, Archer, etc. | |||
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