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To the driver of the black Toyota minivan
January 16, 2020, 12:05 PM
2000Z-71To the driver of the black Toyota minivan
To the driver of the black Toyota minivan who pulled out in front of me on southbound Elmore Road this morning; yes the degree of douchebaggery displayed by your driving warranted me rolling down my window and extending a middle finger from a bare hand in -8 degree weather.
I don't know you but I'm pretty sure your last name is Massengil and it's not some conflict free double roasted sugar free soy latte from Starbucks in that Yeti tumbler in your center console but rather vinegar and water. I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.
Is it really worth it to get your brood of rotten crotch fruit to school on time that you feel the need to pull out into a solid line of cars and force me into the ditch to pass? You may be new here so here's a clue; the snow on the road here in Alaska is not the same as the snow that you're used to snorting up your nose in California. Why would I say such a thing? Because you've obviously got to be flipping high to drive like you do and not realize that a big ass blue 5,000lb F-150 cannot stop in less than one car length on icey roads.
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. January 16, 2020, 03:11 PM
BurtonRWSounds like one of those moments you just have to realize that physics and the law are both in your favor, so just relax and take the hit. Nobody will be able to prove last clear chance and that’s why you have insurance anyway.
-Rob
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A=A January 16, 2020, 03:12 PM
PowerSurgeShe’d be happier on dubs.
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January 16, 2020, 04:16 PM
rsboloExcellent rant. Well done.
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January 16, 2020, 06:01 PM
TinymanD-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mn. Momma protecting her cubs should look out.
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January 16, 2020, 06:18 PM
trapper189quote:
Originally posted by PowerSurge:
She’d be happier on dubs.
And a killer stereo.
January 16, 2020, 09:24 PM
slabsides45A well delivered b*tch, good sir.
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January 16, 2020, 10:08 PM
tatortodd
Depending on where this was on Elmore Rd it can be treacherous in the winter just due to the hills. Add in self-centered black toyota minivan and it could be a multiple vehicles sliding off into the marsh.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. January 17, 2020, 06:26 AM
PHPaulquote:
I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.
A most excellent rant. The quote above is the Crown Jewel in a glittering expanse of evocative prose.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
January 17, 2020, 12:56 PM
KevmoAnd, the award for rant of the year goes to.....
January 17, 2020, 01:21 PM
Krazeehorsequote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
quote:
I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.
A most excellent rant. The quote above is the Crown Jewel in a glittering expanse of evocative prose.
+1
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January 26, 2020, 02:53 PM
mrmn50Crotch fruit?????
January 26, 2020, 08:31 PM
vthokyquote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
Crotch fruit?????
Kids.
Politicians seem to have forgotten that they work for us, not the other way around.
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