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Jack of All Trades,
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To the driver of the black Toyota minivan who pulled out in front of me on southbound Elmore Road this morning; yes the degree of douchebaggery displayed by your driving warranted me rolling down my window and extending a middle finger from a bare hand in -8 degree weather.

I don't know you but I'm pretty sure your last name is Massengil and it's not some conflict free double roasted sugar free soy latte from Starbucks in that Yeti tumbler in your center console but rather vinegar and water. I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.

Is it really worth it to get your brood of rotten crotch fruit to school on time that you feel the need to pull out into a solid line of cars and force me into the ditch to pass? You may be new here so here's a clue; the snow on the road here in Alaska is not the same as the snow that you're used to snorting up your nose in California. Why would I say such a thing? Because you've obviously got to be flipping high to drive like you do and not realize that a big ass blue 5,000lb F-150 cannot stop in less than one car length on icey roads.




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Sounds like one of those moments you just have to realize that physics and the law are both in your favor, so just relax and take the hit. Nobody will be able to prove last clear chance and that’s why you have insurance anyway.

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She’d be happier on dubs.


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Excellent rant. Well done.


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D-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mn. Momma protecting her cubs should look out.

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She’d be happier on dubs.


And a killer stereo.
 
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A well delivered b*tch, good sir.


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Depending on where this was on Elmore Rd it can be treacherous in the winter just due to the hills. Add in self-centered black toyota minivan and it could be a multiple vehicles sliding off into the marsh.



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I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.


A most excellent rant. The quote above is the Crown Jewel in a glittering expanse of evocative prose.




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And, the award for rant of the year goes to.....
 
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I wish your father pulled out as fast as you did this morning.


A most excellent rant. The quote above is the Crown Jewel in a glittering expanse of evocative prose.

+1


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Crotch fruit?????
 
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Crotch fruit?????


Kids. Wink




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