I never thought I would see anything less attractive than a man-bun, but I have. A skinny little man-boy took issue with my gun diversity shirt. As he lisped his criticism I noticed, in addition to wearing pajama bottoms and bedroom slippers, he had a shaven head and an honest to God top-knot! Guess he's going to be giving a massive BJ later. Anyway, I was too busy laughing at this jerk to get angry. He weighed about 85 pounds and his chest was about as big around as my thigh. I've taken bigger (and better looking) dumps than him. Ah well, such is life in Central KY.

They really are pathetic little twits aren’t they?

I would have taken more of an issue with him criticizing your choice of garb rather than his.

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.

I already don't wear clothing in public with gun-related sayings or pictures on it, but this kind of confrontation is an angle that had not occurred to me before.

I’m curious what was said.

Make it a teaching moment. (Which will probably fall on deaf ears.) "Hey guy, if I were as dangerous as you seem to think I am, wouldn't I have shot you already?"

I thought man buns were basically just top knots. Is there really a difference?

"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."
- George Bernard Shaw

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Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."
- George Bernard Shaw

And mockery is a close second.

Maybe there is no difference, but the shaven head and waxed not was very....odd. I really don't know what he said, between his lisp, his high pitched voice, and my poor hearing, I only picked up a few words. "Diversity....sensitive.....violence..." seemed to be among them. He flounced off when I started laughing out loud. I think I hurted his feelz.

Here's how most of these assholes think they look:



But they don't.

i think they all look like crap

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Originally posted by Orguss:
I thought man buns were basically just top knots. Is there really a difference?

Not really, 99.9999% of humans who wear them are bitches.

The only Men that should wear a man bun is Samurai.
Outside of that, you should be made fun of in a very public way.

In TN, we refer to them as douche knots.

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Originally posted by Fredward:
Maybe there is no difference, but the shaven head and waxed not was very....odd. I really don't know what he said, between his lisp, his high pitched voice, and my poor hearing, I only picked up a few words. "Diversity....sensitive.....violence..." seemed to be among them. He flounced off when I started laughing out loud. I think I hurted his feelz.

We have to be diverse, by being alike???? Like him too?

Typical idiot, love your rant on him.

Holy Hell. That is some heinous shit. I think you handled it perfectly.

I work with a kid that has the "terrible topknot" from above. At least he hides it under a hard hat when I'm around him.

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Originally posted by ukhayes:
In TN, we refer to them as douche knots.

Worked with one of those. Perfect description of him too.