Uglier Than A Man-Bun!

March 03, 2019, 10:50 AM

I never thought I would see anything less attractive than a man-bun, but I have. A skinny little man-boy took issue with my gun diversity shirt. As he lisped his criticism I noticed, in addition to wearing pajama bottoms and bedroom slippers, he had a shaven head and an honest to God top-knot! Guess he's going to be giving a massive BJ later. Anyway, I was too busy laughing at this jerk to get angry. He weighed about 85 pounds and his chest was about as big around as my thigh. I've taken bigger (and better looking) dumps than him. Ah well, such is life in Central KY.

March 03, 2019, 11:18 AM

ruger357

They really are pathetic little twits aren’t they?

March 03, 2019, 11:23 AM

flesheatingvirus

I would have taken more of an issue with him criticizing your choice of garb rather than his.

Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit.

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March 03, 2019, 11:35 AM

egregore

I already don't wear clothing in public with gun-related sayings or pictures on it, but this kind of confrontation is an angle that had not occurred to me before.

March 03, 2019, 11:35 AM

flesheatingvirus

I’m curious what was said.

March 03, 2019, 11:54 AM

egregore

Make it a teaching moment. (Which will probably fall on deaf ears.) "Hey guy, if I were as dangerous as you seem to think I am, wouldn't I have shot you already?"

March 03, 2019, 12:38 PM

Orguss

I thought man buns were basically just top knots. Is there really a difference?

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March 03, 2019, 12:39 PM

Jim Shugart

"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."
- George Bernard Shaw

March 03, 2019, 12:54 PM

Gustofer

quote:
Originally posted by Jim Shugart:
"Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn."
- George Bernard Shaw

And mockery is a close second.

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March 03, 2019, 01:25 PM

Fredward

Maybe there is no difference, but the shaven head and waxed not was very....odd. I really don't know what he said, between his lisp, his high pitched voice, and my poor hearing, I only picked up a few words. "Diversity....sensitive.....violence..." seemed to be among them. He flounced off when I started laughing out loud. I think I hurted his feelz.

March 03, 2019, 01:32 PM

Jim Shugart

Here's how most of these assholes think they look:

But they don't.

March 03, 2019, 01:37 PM

egregore

March 03, 2019, 02:01 PM

side_shot

i think they all look like crap

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March 03, 2019, 02:31 PM

RHINOWSO

quote:
Originally posted by Orguss:
I thought man buns were basically just top knots. Is there really a difference?

Not really, 99.9999% of humans who wear them are bitches.

March 04, 2019, 02:10 AM

CPD SIG

The only Men that should wear a man bun is Samurai.
Outside of that, you should be made fun of in a very public way.

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March 04, 2019, 07:42 AM

ukhayes

In TN, we refer to them as douche knots.

March 04, 2019, 03:50 PM

Aquabird

quote:
Originally posted by Fredward:
Maybe there is no difference, but the shaven head and waxed not was very....odd. I really don't know what he said, between his lisp, his high pitched voice, and my poor hearing, I only picked up a few words. "Diversity....sensitive.....violence..." seemed to be among them. He flounced off when I started laughing out loud. I think I hurted his feelz.

We have to be diverse, by being alike???? Like him too?

Typical idiot, love your rant on him.

March 05, 2019, 09:10 AM

DoubleAdobe

Holy Hell. That is some heinous shit. I think you handled it perfectly.

March 05, 2019, 12:17 PM

wolfe 21

I work with a kid that has the "terrible topknot" from above. At least he hides it under a hard hat when I'm around him.

March 06, 2019, 10:47 AM

shovelhead

quote:
Originally posted by ukhayes:
In TN, we refer to them as douche knots.

Worked with one of those. Perfect description of him too.

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