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She keeps calling me from (727) 228-1937. She wants to talk about credit cards. I want to know what she's wearing. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | ||
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 . I'll have to remember that......might try it next time I get a call like that..which could get interesting, lol. | |||
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Ride the lightning |
Now that is some funny shit. | |||
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| No place to go and all day to get there  |
Me too. She must be going on vacation, she said something about some sun on the beach. Just another day in paradise. | |||
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הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Just answer the phone "Mutual masturbation society, are you looking for a partner?" | |||
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Would be very embarrassing if it was one of my clients calling, with a Caller ID that I did not recognize. Or, "How To Downsize Your Business Quickly" הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Deep heavy breathing is an alternative. | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
Oh Boy, can't wait until "John" from Microsoft calls. Bet that will freak him out. *s* "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German. He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter. ********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them". | |||
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| Page late and a dollar short |
One evening I answered the home phone in Spanglish, an unintended result of living in New Mexico in the 1980's. Finally in frustration the woman on the phone said "Does anyone there speak English?" To which I replied "Not at all", then I hung up. Wonder how long it took to sink in......  -------------------------------------—————— ————————--Ignorance is a powerful tool if applied at the right time, even, usually, surpassing knowledge(E.J.Potter, A.K.A. The Michigan Madman) | |||
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I've been inundated the last 2 weeks with unknown numbers. Seems to be a mix of credit card rate reduction offers & realtors (we pulled our sale listing & relisted with a new agent). The Enemy's gate is down. | |||
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fugitive from reality |
I did that for a while. Worked like a charm. _____________________________ 'I'm pretty fly for a white guy'. | |||
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When we were teenagers, I had a friend that , when someone would call for his older sister, he would say, "I'm sorry, she's upstairs with a customer" . | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Khackis? She sounds hideous. Well, she's a guy...so... ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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Waiting for Hachiko |
Thats real good, Mandarin would work too! 美しい犬 | |||
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I sometimes feel like screwing with them and I just use the Riley Martin method and say, "Huh?" over and over again. Some of those people that call get really pissed off when I do it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZ_S4WdUAw | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
A burkha. For good reason. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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| No place to go and all day to get there |
 Just another day in paradise. | |||
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Her sister keeps calling me about my car's warranty. I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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