She keeps calling me from (727) 228-1937.

She wants to talk about credit cards.

I want to know what she's wearing.

. I'll have to remember that......might try it next time I get a call like that..which could get interesting, lol.

Now that is some funny shit.

Me too. She must be going on vacation, she said something about some sun on the beach.

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Originally posted by JWF:
She must be going on vacation, she said something about some sun on the beach.

Just answer the phone "Mutual masturbation society, are you looking for a partner?"

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Originally posted by ulsterman:
Just answer the phone "Mutual masturbation society, are you looking for a partner?"

Would be very embarrassing if it was one of my clients calling, with a Caller ID that I did not recognize.

Or, "How To Downsize Your Business Quickly"

Deep heavy breathing is an alternative.

Oh Boy, can't wait until "John" from Microsoft calls. Bet that will freak him out. *s*

I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.

One evening I answered the home phone in Spanglish, an unintended result of living in New Mexico in the 1980's.

Finally in frustration the woman on the phone said "Does anyone there speak English?" To which I replied "Not at all", then I hung up.

Wonder how long it took to sink in......

I've been inundated the last 2 weeks with unknown numbers.
Seems to be a mix of credit card rate reduction offers & realtors (we pulled our sale listing & relisted with a new agent).

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Originally posted by GWbiker:
I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.

I did that for a while. Worked like a charm.

When we were teenagers, I had a friend that , when someone would call for his older sister, he would say, "I'm sorry, she's upstairs with a customer" .

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

I want to know what she's wearing.

Khackis?

She sounds hideous.

Well, she's a guy...so...

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Originally posted by GWbiker:
I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.

Thats real good, Mandarin would work too!

I sometimes feel like screwing with them and I just use the Riley Martin method and say, "Huh?" over and over again. Some of those people that call get really pissed off when I do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZ_S4WdUAw

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Originally posted by V-Tail:

I want to know what she's wearing.

A burkha.

For good reason.

Her sister keeps calling me about my car's warranty.