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October 31, 2017, 07:58 PM
Gustofer
More Hints from Heloise
When grinding up and bottling your own homegrown cayenne pepper, make sure you wash your hands really good afterwards. And, whatever you do, don't try to dig out a booger before you do so.

I wasn't aware that a person's eyes could water quite that much.

Wow.


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October 31, 2017, 08:57 PM
Krazeehorse
Should put those shooting glasses on first.


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October 31, 2017, 10:15 PM
YooperSigs
Related tip:
Don't scratch your nutz after applying Ben-Gay.


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November 01, 2017, 01:23 AM
zoom6zoom
See, those inexpensive nitrile gloves from costco or Harbor Freight come in handy!



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November 01, 2017, 02:38 AM
Chach
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Related tip:
Don't scratch your nutz after applying Ben-Gay.


I was about to say, also make sure to wash your hands before going to the restroom as well.


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November 01, 2017, 05:00 AM
PHPaul
Sorta like teenagers, that's one hint that everybody as to learn by doing.



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November 01, 2017, 10:21 AM
P250UA5
I've done similar, but it was a couple hours after cutting jalapeños that I took my contacts out; only resulted in a slight discomfort.

The next morning, when I put them back in, after they'd been marinating in the capsaicin all night Eek



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November 01, 2017, 11:50 AM
GWbiker
Heloise sez: Don't shred Horseradish in a small enclosed room.


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November 01, 2017, 12:16 PM
Gustofer
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
Heloise sez: Don't shred Horseradish in a small enclosed room.

I did that once too. Vinegar is the key there.


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November 01, 2017, 02:32 PM
Sailor1911
"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. "

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Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

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November 01, 2017, 03:51 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
I've done similar, but it was a couple hours after cutting jalapeños that I took my contacts out; only resulted in a slight discomfort.

The next morning, when I put them back in, after they'd been marinating in the capsaicin all night Eek


I did the exact same thing. Not fun.
November 01, 2017, 04:35 PM
P250UA5
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
I've done similar, but it was a couple hours after cutting jalapeños that I took my contacts out; only resulted in a slight discomfort.

The next morning, when I put them back in, after they'd been marinating in the capsaicin all night Eek


I did the exact same thing. Not fun.


My eye snapped shut so hard, it was a struggle to get the lens out.
Then, foolishly, I tried to rinse it & put it in again Eek
Made the 8 hour drive home from our ranch in my glasses. Lesson learned.



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November 02, 2017, 12:10 PM
smschulz
When making Pico de guy oh don't get it in your eye oh or it will make you cry oh.
November 02, 2017, 05:09 PM
CoolRich59
When done conducting business at the urinal, be sure to properly stow your equipment before engaging the zipper on your trousers.

I thought I learned this lesson long ago, but in my haste I forgot. I do not think I will forget a second time. Eek


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November 02, 2017, 07:06 PM
vulrath
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
quote:
Originally posted by dsiets:
quote:
Originally posted by P250UA5:
I've done similar, but it was a couple hours after cutting jalapeños that I took my contacts out; only resulted in a slight discomfort.

The next morning, when I put them back in, after they'd been marinating in the capsaicin all night Eek


I did the exact same thing. Not fun.


My eye snapped shut so hard, it was a struggle to get the lens out.
Then, foolishly, I tried to rinse it & put it in again Eek
Made the 8 hour drive home from our ranch in my glasses. Lesson learned.


I just sat and rocked back and forth on the floor for a half hour until it stopped hurting. I'd completely forgotten that I'd made stuffed jalapenos the night before.


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